#alesoap

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*Alejandro and Ghost coming back from the gym*

Alejandro: It’s a bit warm today. You should get some sun while you can

Ghost: Oh fuck off, Ale… oh boy

Alejandro: What?

Ghost, trying to get him to turn around: Nothing! I forgot something in the gym!

Alejandro: You’re hiding something-

Alejandro:

Soap, pinning Rudy to the wall down the hall: Just a little kiss, Rudy. I promise I’m good for it~

Rudy, slightly smirking: You’d have to work for it

Alejandro’s: *loudly drops his gym bag*

Ghost: Ale-

Alejandro, already charging at Soap: MACTAVISH

Soap: Eh- HOLY SHIT-

(earlier)

Soap: What do I need to do to get Ale to put me in a chokehold

Rudy: … you saw him working out earlier, didn’t you

Soap: Yes. Please

Rudy: Fine. Do what I say and you’ll get what you want

Soap: yessss

[deadunderorbit]

Everybody loves Soap

[azilver]

Hear me out:

Ale/Soap

They're in love with Rudy and Ghost, of course, respectively, but despite the flirting and hints never get anything in return.

It's easy to fall into each other, they're both personable and genuinely like each other. They know they aren't what the other wants but they are able to find comfort in their extended friendship.

I dunno, the brainmeats are cooking

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Soap edited a video for Alejandro and the Los Vaqueros. Though Alejandro was speaking English he decided it would be funny to put subtitles up for him and him alone. Later Alejandro comes to him and demands to know why Soap only put subtitles for him.

“Sometimes your sexiness makes it hard for people to understand you.”

Alejandro was stunned into silence as Soap left him be.

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Soap for no reason: *giggling with his mouth closed*

Alejandro, from the opposite end of the couch: Mi amor…

Soap, turning and looking at Alejandro: Hm?

Alejandro: Are you alright?

Soap: *intense mouth closed giggling*

Alejandro, calling Ghost and Rudy while afraid for his life: pick up pick up pick up-

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Ghost & Rudy: *cuddling as they watch a movie, Ghost kissing the top of Rudy's head*

(meanwhile in another room)

Alejandro: If you fucking slap my ass again I will banish you to the couch!

Soap: Oh? Now you don't like it when I touch your ass?!

Alejandro: You can go one day without touching my ass!

Soap, loudly and aggressively: YOUR ASS IS GRASS AND I WILL MOW IT

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*Soap and Rudy are talking when Alejandro walks by. Soap watches him before getting up and sneaking behind him*

Rudy: Soap no!

Alejandro: Huh- AHH

*Soap slaps Alejandro's ass as hard as humanly possible before running. Ghost can be heard cackling from a distance*

Alejandro, holding his ass: I think he broke my ass

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Alejandro: *doing dishes*

Soap: *sneaks up behind him and grabs his ass*

Alejandro: *whips around and sprays Soap with water*

Alejandro as Soap screams: I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME ALONE WHEN I’M DOING THE DISHES YOU’RE RUINING THE AMBIANCE

Soap, soaking wet: I just wanted to appreciate your ass :(