In which Radek and Rodney cannon figure out how to save Atlantis.
Enter John, who figures it out with Rodney in under a minute with telepathy.
Poor Radek, he doesn't get paid enough to deal with those two.

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In which Radek and Rodney cannon figure out how to save Atlantis.
Enter John, who figures it out with Rodney in under a minute with telepathy.
Poor Radek, he doesn't get paid enough to deal with those two.
“Wake up call” 🧼 💀
This is behind a paywall, but is so important, here it is. If the WashPo wants to start shit with me about it they can tell it to the years I've paid to subscribe LONG after American newspapers started being desperate for subscribers.
In northern Ukraine, it was boy vs. Russian drone. The boy won.
Steve Hendrix, Kostiantyn Khudov
CHERNIHIV, Ukraine — On a cool evening last month, 12-year-old Anatolii Prokhorenko was up in a pear tree, cutting off a damaged branch for a neighbor, when he heard the buzz of a drone.
That sound often means death in Ukraine, and not just for soldiers on the front lines. Increasingly, civilians are tracked, chased and attacked by small, commercially available drones equipped with cameras, rigged with explosives and steered by fingers-on-joysticks a dozen miles away.
Ukrainians, darkly, have dubbed this Xbox-inflected hunting of civilians as Russia’s “human safari” — a terror campaign that started in the once-occupied southern city of Kherson. In recent months, it has evolved with new technology and spread to border areas around the country.
Okay so this might get long
The way that purity culture ruins fandoms is so infuriating but ngl like it’s so funny. On one hand I feel bad for people getting bullied for shipping or headcanoning stuff only for the fandom police to be like “well actually🤓😡” or even get bullied. I miss the days when fandoms weren’t so mainstream and we could be weirdos together (even tho I’m younger but I got into fandoms early)
But as I said it’s also funny to me because I. Don’t. Give. A. Shit. Like you’re really think saying “no you can’t ship that” or even insulting me will make me feel shame? Nope. Please allow me the freedom of reading and thinking what I want thank you😇
Also the arguments are so stupid. Even if somebody ships truly I mean TRULY problematic ship I’ll be like “wow weird but okay” and go about my life? Because it doesn’t effect me? Revolutionary I think.
saw a post abt HBO removing shows that suggests ppl just “burn dvds” but everyone doesnt know how to do that so here is one way to do that
- get blank dvds (Both +R or -R work, I think +R is slightly cheaper, the difference is rewritability), these are not very expensive for the amount you can get in bulk (if you are in the US 100 of them is about 30$ at walmart)
- an external DVD drive that plugs in via usb is also around 20-40$ (it tends to be closer to 20)
- download DVDFlick (free)
- if you don’t already have the mp4/mpeg of whatever media you want to burn, you can download movies/shows off of sites like gomovies.sx and soap2day
gomovies.sx will have a download button that looks like this
below the video you can choose one of these
if you click streamlare for example and then the download button it will take you here where the mp4 is
(if you’re on an iphone/ipad, clicking download will save it to your files app)
- if you cant find the download button on soap2day you can also install a video downloader extension which will find the movie for you
- at this point you can drag and drop it into a google drive or keep it on your computer but if you still want it on dvd ->
- open dvd flick, drag and drop the video
- click “project settings”
- give it whatever title you want, you can change encoder to “normal” (default is below normal if you are doing other things on the computer). you dont need to change target size or thread count (unless you want to)
- insert a blank dvd into your drive, make sure you click “burn project to disc”
- click accept then click “create dvd” next to menu and project settings. it will create a destination folder and this dialogue box will pop up when you click “create” on more dvds, just click “yes” and then “okay” on the box that appears after it
it’ll take a couple hours, once its done take a sharpie & write whats on it and stick it in a case . or dont . im not ur mom
🔫 check the notes for my replies i am no longer asking 🔫
Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.
I'M BACK! So... Has anyone ever imagined Kakairu, with Kakashi a little unhinged, yandere, alpha kks, omega irk:
TW: Blood, mention of m*rder, reference to blood.
Kakashi never actually left ANBU; this led him to develop a taste for being an assassin. He thought that if it was the only way to protect those he loved, then so be it.
He became Konoha's most lethal weapon, following in the footsteps of his own master, Minato. Everyone knew they should avoid the ANBU who didn't wear a porcelain mask; And the best defense against Kakashi was simply not to get in his way.
Naturally, it would be difficult to find a mate. No omega or beta would want to have an alpha by their side who carried a trail of blood.
Until he met the sweet teacher Iruka.
Of course, he had spoken with Iruka one day when the teacher seemed confused. What surprised him was that the teacher, who was the sweetheart of the village, had no qualms about sitting next to him.
So when Kakashi noticed Naruto's disappearance one day, and also that of the sweet teacher, he knew something was wrong. The assassin had already decided a few days earlier that he wanted to take care of Naruto; he had orders to watch the boy from a distance. But the situation with the little boy was getting worse; he was being mistreated in the village and his life was constantly in danger from enemies.
While running through the forest in search of the little boy and the sensei, he made the decision to take Naruto with him from that day forward.
So imagine Kakashi's surprise when he smelled a calming omega scent mixed with the scent of blood. When he reached a clearing, he clearly saw Naruto sleeping peacefully on Iruka's shoulder, while the sensei released calming pheromones and cradled the pup on his shoulder... At their feet lay a fallen body, with a kunai stuck in the kidnapper's trachea.
"For an ANBU and elite assassin, you're a bit slow, Kakashi-san." He wasn't surprised that the sensei had noticed his presence.
"It's a real shame I was late, sensei. I would have loved to see your performance with this one."
Iruka merely glanced at him over his shoulder in acknowledgment, then nodded towards the trees. "There are two more kidnappers. I was going to deal with them, but I preferred to calm Naruto down first. I'd rather he didn't witness murder at only 6 years old."
Kakashi didn't need any more words. Using the Sharingan, he easily found and killed the other kidnappers. The bodies of the two fell from the trees near where Iruka was; And then the ANBU appeared in front of the sensei, with his arms outstretched to receive Naruto. Iruka raised an eyebrow in question.
"I intend to take Naruto with me, sensei. I'm tired of seeing him alone and unprotected. He's my master's son, so I'll take care of him from now on."
Iruka didn't change his expression, and he didn't hand Naruto over either. "It seems we've reached a stalemate here, Kakashi-san. Naruto is my little one."
Even Kakashi had principles; he would never go against an omega protecting their pup. But he wasn't going to give up on his goal, so he figured that if he scared Iruka enough, the teacher would give up on the pup eventually.
"So, sensei, we have a stalemate here." Alpha tossed the words around like a card game, circling Iruka to leave him with no escape route. "You can take care of Naruto, give him a family, a healthy childhood. But would you be ready to get your hands dirty for him? Would the lovable sensei be able to keep all the village's enemies away from the jinchuuriki? Would you be prepared to have blood staining your house almost every day?"
Kakashi stopped right behind Iruka, getting close to the nape of the teacher's neck and taking a deep breath. He couldn't deny that the sensei had a scent capable of bringing even the worst assassins to their knees; but, Kakashi thought, a noble omega like Iruka shouldn't waste his time with street dogs like him.
"You're right! Kakashi-san. I really couldn't kill every day for him," Iruka said, turning his face slightly over his shoulder, leaving his lips very close to where Kakashi's lips, covered by the dark mask, were. "But I don't think getting my hands or the walls of my house dirty is a problem, Kakashi-san. I'm a ninja too; discretion is expected to be our weapon."
Then, when Kakashi looked away from Iruka's beautiful lips, he could see a slight, murderous, and unbalanced glint in the omega's eyes. That was the warning that the villagers, and probably the enemies, failed to understand; the warning that no one would lay a hand on Naruto, or on Iruka's students. A warning that only someone who looked very closely, who looked beyond the facade of a sweet and dedicated Chunin teacher, could perceive.
Kakashi could only be grateful for wearing the dark mask; he knew his pheromones, and his predatory grin, were sharp and aroused. But perhaps the mask hadn't completely masked the scent emanating from him, because Kakashi noticed how Iruka sensed the excited pheromones in the air, and he snorted slightly.
Iruka turned fully to face Kakashi, their chests almost touching. He adjusted the sleeping (and adorable) Naruto on his shoulder, pulled out a fragrant green handkerchief, and gently wiped away some of the blood from the visible part of Kakashi's face.
"Rule number one: No blood or evidence of murder near Naruto or the house. Rule number two: Don't use your pheromones against me, Or I won't mind putting a kunai to your throat." And seeing the kidnapper's body that Iruka had dealt with before he arrived, he knew the professor wasn't bluffing.
"Any other demands, Omega?" Kakashi asked as he tugged at Iruka's wrist that wasn't holding Naruto, and rubbed the teacher's wrist against his scent gland, even when covered, it was powerful enough to mark Iruka with its scent.
When he released him, Iruka grabbed Kakashi's wrist, and using the Alpha's hand, he slightly pulled back the collar of his shirt, revealing the gland and beautiful skin, rubbing his wrist against his neck and also marking Kakashi. "I'll think of something while you lead the way back to the village, Alpha."
And so it was that in the middle of the forest, surrounded by bodies, Alpha and Omega reached an agreement to ensure a safe life for little Naruto, who slept peacefully, and completely oblivious to the events unfolding because of him.
Fin
So... This plot has been in my drafts for at least two months, and honestly, it's one of my favorites. There's a draft with a part two, but i'm a little embarrassed to post it because it's 🔞👀. But I will think carefully about posting the second part.
Again, please excuse any linguistic errors; there was no AI involved in the writing.
Me, watches Alice in Borderland: nice
Brain: knock knock
Me: ... no
Brain: soooo, funny how the CoD boys match with the card suits….
Me: damnit
Brain: Spades, Ghost; Diamonds, Soap; Hearts, Gaz; Clubs, Price….
Me: …FFS!
like some tenderness
credit to aetherdraw on insta
i need for inspo (with added Nik)
there's a poly141 ABO I'm writing
Me and @azilver's take on the omegaverse. (For reference when I want to yap.) I love you Az and have to give you your rightful credit for our brainchild))
Think of it in a mix of sexual dimorphism/ courting displays (female animals being bigger in meaner and birds of paradise where the males try to impress the females) and Sexual cannibalism (kinda more so the vibe of that but also a bit literally, think female spider or praying mantis.)
The ideal omega is a big mean tank since those are the most capable to take care of pups. Alphas can be any shape and size same as betas. However to woo an omega is difficult. One must show how capable and good they can be. After all those who prove to be incompetent are brushed off or worse.
However omegas can go too far or be too violent and be deemed as less desirable as a result. (This depends on the vibe of the writing and the fandom)
me: "what if omega's were more like spooders?"
Resi:
and here we are lol
I also see it as a version of the verse where alphas require more balance than standard omegaverse - they need to be strong enough but also show a good parental side for an omega to consider them. Omega's are in this verse are encouraged to be big and healthy looking because birth ain't easy! There's more emphasis on mate selection and omega choice since a big strong alpha is going to want a strong omega that can and will stop them.
Plus I'm a sucker for alternate alphas (Hellooooo omega Ghost!)
...and this also reminds me I really need to finish my Soap harem fic....
ABO where the military assigns alphas and omegas as partners on teams and task forces. Of course there's no mating and they do provide contraceptives but having an assigned heat/rut partner helps on and off the field.
They can take care of each other's needs during medically required heats and ruts, and in the event that something happens in the field. Especially since WW2 and the advent of inducers. Sharing heat/rut cuts the duration in half, even more when it's the result of inducers, which can then pass in a matter of hours.
@staff as a Tumblr user for the last 12+ years, the idea of reblogs turning to "Twitter/Bluesky-like" chains is repulsive beyond comprehension. Tumblr is a blogging website. What makes Tumblr unique is the reblog system, where users can reblog a post to their blog and others can do the same.
What's NOT unique is hiding reblogs behind separate "chains." That just makes navigating this site even worse. Not only that, but it kills engagement.
Listen to the users of this website and DO NOT consider implementing this update @staff
you know that Ghoap fanart where soap is standing in front of ghost talking to someone, saying how ghost kills people for him and he licks the blood off of him? while cupping ghost's face who stands there practically wiggling like and excited puppy?
yeah. i suspect most people think that makes soap the sub but really all i can picture is ghost moaning and whining and begging as soap holds him down and licks him all over
you know that Ghoap fanart where soap is standing in front of ghost talking to someone, saying how ghost kills people for him and he licks the blood off of him? while cupping ghost's face who stands there practically wiggling like and excited puppy?
yeah. i suspect most people think that makes soap the sub but really all i can picture is ghost moaning and whining and begging as soap holds him down and licks him all over