#alexebot

[spartalabouche]

alexebot replied to your post “skype sucks dick? pass it on”

It's being weird right now, you can still message people and it does sort itself out after a little bit

oh so its not jsut me?? ok thank u

[thedragonbandit]

2 12 22 rocky

2) Who they want to please the most.

Himself. He’s never really cared about the opinions of others but he’s always thought that he was capable of doing some really great things with alchemy. 

12) How they sleep.

Lightly. It doesn’t take much to wake him up (He’s been trained from experiments that tend to explode if left alone long enough). He’s good at staying in his own bedroll which makes him a great tentmate

22) How they spend their money.

On bits and bobs that no one else can see the need in getting, but will invariably be exactly what’s needed to make something blow up. Hopefully fast enough to be useful

[thedragonbandit]

Skinner. 4,9,17,18

4) What they would do if they had one month to live.

Propose to Dalish, Get married at the most expensive, elaborate Andrastian ceremony she can find just to do it again with a Dalish ceremony. Desecrate a lot of statues. Find an Alienage, give a kid there her daggers, boots and bow. 

9) What calms them when they are upset.

Making daisy chains/flower crowns. Or eating until she cant move from how full she is. 

17) What they’d sing at karaoke

Something bawdy, insulting to Andraste/the Chantry and make sure there are enough people in the bar to royally piss off. 

18) Special talents they have

Finding food/coins in the weirdest places. As well as being able to navigate a city that she’s just set foot in without getting lost once. 

[thedragonbandit]

Multiples of five for all of them!!!!!

5) A cherished personal belonging.

Krem - A mending kit from his father. It’s lasted him several years since it was given to him when he turned 18, and he’s only ever had to replace the needles a few times. 

Dalish - Her bow. Because it is a bow, or it used to be. It was given to her by the clan on the day she got her Vallaslin

Skinner - Skinner doesn’t believe in possessions. She’s never been able to keep hold of something long enough to get attached. 

Rocky - His toolkit. It’s made to survive anything. Up to and including getting hit with a cannon. 

Grim - Socks. 

Stitches - The one silk shirt he still owns. He’s managed to keep it blood free for over 20 years and he plans to keep it that way

Bull - He’d never say it, but he thinks the Chargers are one of the best things to happen to him. 

10) How they deal with pain.

Krem - Ignoring it. Soldiering through and pretending it doesn’t exist until he’s forced to. 

Dalish - It tends to consume her if she lets it, so she always takes a time out to throw a healing spell on a wound before she can let it ruin her concentration. She can be a little bit of a crybaby about it if she has the opportunity to be. 

Skinner - Has once walked around with a shoulder wound without noticing. 

Rocky - He’s a complainer. Even when it’s a small wound he’ll talk about how it hurts for weeks on end. 

Grim - “Oh I seem to be bleeding. Someone get Stitches”

Stitches - Sedate the fuck out of himself and make sure nothing is infected before finding the rest of the chargers. Because if he’s hurt, then someone else usually is as well. 

Bull - Soldier through, like Krem but with extra Qunari touchness added on. 

15) What cologne or perfume they would use

Krem - Spices

Dalish - Forest things. To hide the scent of magic that doesn’t technically exist.

Skinner - Something floral and flowery. Not that she would ever admit it. 

Rocky - Earthy, manly tones. 

Grim - Same as Rocky, though also has his own bottle of cologne that makes everyone else sneeze

Stitches - Honey

Bull - ....Flowers. Not that anyone makes Orlesian lady perfume in big enough bottles for Qunari to slather enough on to get through the smell of being Qunari

20) Household chore they hate the most

Krem - MENDING. Because he’s the best at it and therefore is ALWAYS DOING IT

Dalish - Cooking and digging the latrine

Skinner - Cleaning up Camp

Rocky - Washing the dishes 

Grim - Has yet to complain about any chore ever

Stitches - Laundry and/or putting up tents

Bull - Anything that involves small horn unfriendly places. 

25) What other people wish they could change about them

Krem - Sometimes the other chargers want to find all the bits of Tevinter and kick it out of Krem’s head.

Dalish - She’s kind of nosy, and has a tendency to gossip

Skinner - How obstinate she is

Rocky - His habit of hoarding junk

Grim - How mysterious he is.  

Stitches - He fusses over wounds. But these being the Chargers, it’s for GOOD REASON 

Bull - Redheaded Barmaid + Bull + thin walls = No one getting any sleep that night

[zeverity]

alexebot said: Same tbh, like in the despicable me movies they’re pretty damn cute and funny? I have a plush toy of one.

I think they’re really cute and funny, and I like that kids enjoy them too! I really hate! That tumblr decides to jump on stuff like that and hate it without thinking??? That it’s not there for them? Idk I like them. And the fixated hate tumblr has on Minions annoys me. Additionally, my boyfriend and I are getting matching Minions shirts. 

[myprincero]

Also I guess this is obvious but what is each gal's preferred fighting style? And where is there sort of base of operations? Also where does the name come from?

I’ll go in point-form so it’s easier:

Nike: Longsword, but no shield. She prefers speed to guard.

Gaia: Longbow, long shots

Saar: Mage, an affinity for earthen things like stone and dirt

Phoebe & Pheme: Sneaky sneaky stabby stabby daggers

Asala: Greatsword

Moira: No-weapon fighting with different bottled potion powers (tempest)

Ena: Hatchet/hand axe and shield fighting.

Kiala: Noncombatant, healer/blood mage

The name…. as in how Nike named it or how I named it? I named it because snerpthesnerr gave me that suggestion when I was agonizing having no clue what to call them.

Nike named it because she slept with a minstrel the night before coming to Gaia with it as an epiphany.

[myprincero]

Your victory's chorus gals are so cute!! Do they have teams they like to work in or do they all work alone?

(THANK!)It all depends on who is best for what job. Nike likes to know her girls well, so she usually has a feel for who would work best with who for what and how, and the conditions that might go with it.

so yes, they work in teams, but it’s not usually the same ones every time.

[thatsnotbeautiful]

∯∯∯

1. we don’t really talk anymore and that’s kinda saddening but you seem to be happy/doing well and i’m glad about that

2. i don’t know if i have a crush on you or just really want to be/really like being your friend 

3. we used to be friends, but then you did something totally out of line so i decided to stop speaking to you