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Hi! I'm Elend and at this point this blog is a disaster on purpose!

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[goopandmuck]

Been watching a lot of X-Files lately and he just keeps doing it

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[laserwalnut]

Strong as fuck ice piggy

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Your partner came back from the dead after being missing for decades. Every one of their friends who they went with ended up dying a horrible death.

Now, somehow, their entire mental health is based on the continued life and happiness of this fairground goldfish that they picked up.

Neither of you know the first thing about how to care for even a healthy fish. This fish has been poorly cared for, has multiple diseases and the person who handed it over explicitly didn't expect it to live nearly as long as it already has.

You're frantically googling how to set up a fish tank, where to buy fish food, can you even take a fish to the vet? Your partner wants you to know that they're happy they made it home and survived their horrific ordeal, but also that if anything happens to the fish then they're going to kill everyone on this planet and then themself.

You're honestly wondering if you're even helping the fish, or just prolonging its suffering, but your partner will only accept medical help for their many injuries or engage in basic self-care once they're confident that the fish is being looked after.

So you get a tank. You set up a filter and all that stuff. You learn way more than you ever wanted to know about water temperature and ph and nitrate levels. The fish is safe. You start to develop some affection for the little guy. Your partner begins to recover. The fish begins to recover.

Which is when you learn that in its 'healthy' state, the fish regularly refuses to sleep when tired, keeps begging for food that is obviously unhealthy for it (and struggling to eat the food that you do provide because “it tastes gross”), and continually tries to persuade your partner to take it out of its nice safe tank so it can go explore the wonderful world of Outside, where the slightest mishap will kill it instantly.

Your name is Adrian, and you kind of wants to strangle this fucking fish, statement.

[awihog]

"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" ok well I asked fbi special agent fox mulder and he said that his theory is chatgpt is powered by a historical demon referenced in two (2) twelfth century texts that he actually believes is an alien taking the form of technology in order to assimilate better with the modern world and dana scully was also there and she just put her head in her hands and sighed

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[sp0o0kylights]

So how's Blue Prince going for everyone

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ROUND 8 — Match 1 of 1

Garnet (Steven Universe)

Identity: Nonbinary, Word of God Notes: Referred to as a “nonbinary woman” by Rebecca Sugar. Propaganda: "She is literally the embodiment of the love between 2 other characters, she’s so amazing for that and their relationship is so cute :)"

vs. Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

Identity: Lesbian, explicit Notes: Repeatedly states attraction to women in-text, and explicitly referred to as a lesbian by Tamsyn Muir. Propaganda: "Sword-wielding butch with big muscles <3"

Who should advance?

Garnet

Gideon Nav

Voting ended onJun 14

[cugzarui]

as a chemist i would like to say BWAHAHAHAHAHA

[alexseanchai]

image description at explainXKCD:

explain xkcd is a wiki dedicated to explaining the webcomic xkcd. Go figure.

[flareonfloof]

its a bit easier for astronomers

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

NO! Where’s the non-metals and metaloids?!

[flareonfloof]

are they hydrogen or helium

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

oxygen, carbon, sulfur, xenon, iodine, neon, etc etc.

[flareonfloof]

ooo okay i see the confusion. you're listing off a bunch of metals there

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

…. You’re breaking my chemistry nerd brain. Hhhuuuhhhh???

[flareonfloof]

im an astrophysicist

[nerdynonnativenarnian]

but but, science is science?!

[flareonfloof]

and different fields of science have different conventions and definitions for their unique contexts

[katzeregi]

[earhartsease]

so our friend who goes by Irregular Joe in robot wars circles has crafted The Luggage, who is "a 13.6kg sportsman featherweight"

just look at it go!!!!

sound on, by the gods

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Discworld Heritage Post

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The Definitive, Correct Discworld Reading Order:

The book given to you by a friend or relative

Whatever they have available at your local library

Whatever they have available at your local bookstore

Recommendation from a friend (not the original one who got you started)

Reread your favorite again

Fill in the rest as you go along

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Discworld Heritage Post

[rocketbirdie]

unstoppable force meets immovable object

[wondersmith-and-sons]

“He wanted to go home. He wanted it so much that he trembled at the thought. But if the price of that was selling good men to the night, if the price was filling those graves, if the price was not fighting with every trick he knew… Then it was too high.”

➽ Idris Elba old Vimes // John Boyega as young Vimes

[artofhitjim]

Happy A24 Macbeth Streaming day everyone

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Twitter: @haileytjmclaugh

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