TEDVISION PART 1: Alexej Vorobjov - Get You (Russia 2011)
Welcome to the first installment of ‘Tedvision’ in which I post one of my favorite (either because I legitimately like them or because I think they’re hilariously bad) acts from Eurovision!
Let’s start things off with this absolute disaster of a song. For context, this thing somehow managed to place 16th out of 25, but it should NOT have made it out of the semifinals.
It starts off pretty nice. Ooh, the guy’s singing in Russian! How lovely. Then he stops and asks if Eurovision can...feel his armpit? What? What idiom isn’t translating there?
Then he proceeds to sound more and more like a serial killer throughout his boyband-inspired routine. Yeah buddy, if you try to get me I’m calling the cops.
And apparently his love interest being on the floor puts his mind in the ‘dirty zone’. I...don’t want to know more about this.













