Resident Vampire Capybara

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and smell but of mind. A journey into a wonderous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. You are now entering...the Pancake Zone.  Ted/32

[herbertwest]

My short story, His Fingers Dripped Like Wax, was just published in the latest issue of the journal ANMLY!

You can read it for free online here

[herbertwest]

Goodnight moon

Goodnight tomb

Goodnight bat flying over the moon

Goodnight darkness

And the dripping wounds

Goodnight grave soil

Goodnight mortal coil

Goodnight death-staving

And bloodlust craving

Goodnight familiars

Goodnight lair

Goodnight vampires everywhere

[herbertwest]

beautiful person award! once you are given this award, you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. if you break the chain, nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out ⸜(｡ ˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ 🧁

Thank you so much!!!!!!!! <3<3<3

[herbertwest]

Razzle-Dazzle was really playing with one of my DnD players today! He would pet her and she would popcorn, squeak, run around, and jump on top of her house waiting for him to pet her more. I've never seen her do this before. She was clearly enjoying herself because if she wanted to stop she would have just hidden inside her house.

[herbertwest]

Everyone just wants to give me a headache today, huh

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[cinemamind]

Killer Klowns From Outer Space✨💫

[oneiric-wanderlust]

Remmick concept art by Carlos Huante

[megamindsupremacy]

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

[thesituation]

i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[herbertwest]

I have GOT to get a better file naming system, I have no clue what the latest draft of this story is and I can't even search it since I seem to have changed the title several times + the keywords pull up so much stuff

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[important-dog-pics]

[avatarmerida]

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

[futurakid]

[leg-stealing-bee]

[closetedguyy]

[knitordeath]

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

[song-of-sea-and-sky]

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

[msue0027]

[maxstarfall]

[gengaritez]

[pumpkin--rabbit]

[minyicho]

[filmphotofranz]

[bgm05]

ideas for discourse i came up with

having OCs is bourgeois

people who write erotica should be considered sex workers

only americans believe in aliens

it's misogynist to draw touhou characters with big boobs

the "godzilla" franchise is harmful because it teaches children that they should be afraid of lizards and other animals

feel free to argue about any of these, credit not needed but appreciated