Resident Vampire Capybara

You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and smell but of mind. A journey into a wonderous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. You are now entering...the Pancake Zone.  Ted/30s

[herbertwest]

My short story, His Fingers Dripped Like Wax, was just published in the latest issue of the journal ANMLY!

You can read it for free online here

[aretasreads]

Ryan Coogler & Ludwig Göransson

[just-another-regular-dude]

[pinniposting]

“get a job” nope im splashing in da pool

via

[deathwarlock]

meet me under the pier we are going beast mode

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Polygonum aviculare genome assembly, chromosome: 2 Common name: Prostrate Knotweed

(image source)

[lasagna-of-loathing]

thats arugula

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c tat ac [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt .] tat' aga [: A c ctag a a ttc a a a-t tt aga]

Closest match: Arugula

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[herbertwest]

I'm in a terrible pattern of not sleeping enough during the week, staying up really late on Friday/Saturday, and then sleeping for almost all of Sunday, and then being unable to sleep Sunday night due to aforementioned napping.

When I had Sunday dnd that helped since it prevented me from sleeping, but the campaign finished so it's nap central from like noon to 7pm which is Bad

[wiles-art-blog]

It's make a terrible comic day.

[herbertwest]

I don't have a letterbox or anything but I should assemble a list of my favorite horror movies

[herbertwest]

Good J- and K-horror are my faaaavvoorriites

Noroi, Exhuma, Inugami, Gonjiam, Vampire Clay, Ju-On, White, The Wailing, Tokyo Gore Police, the list goes on

I love that stuff

[prokopetz]

Tabletop RPG where taking damage in combat is represented by physically setting the target's character sheet on fire. Different damage types specify different parts of the sheet where the fire must be set (e.g., top-right corner, etc.), and the amount of damage is the number of seconds the player has to wait before stamping it out. Any physically destroyed traits are disabled until they fill out a new sheet.

[prokopetz]

@scattered-storyteller replied:

Are there any rpgs that play with destroying parts of your character sheet permanently other than Ten Candles that you know of? Ones that are designed to actually be played, that is

Sure, lots of them. One of my personal favourites is Annie Rush's The Secret Lives of Gingerbread Men, a 1:1 scale miniatures game that uses an actual gingerbread man as your minifig, and the living space in which the game is played as the terrain. Character creation consists of baking and decorating your gingerbread man, with what resources and abilities are available to you determined by your choice of decorations; damage and resource expenditure are then modelled by breaking off parts of your gingerbread man.

[migrating-sand-dune]

@rathayibacter give 'em the pitch for Mortal POP!bat.

[rathayibacter]

i watched this video as part of the research process, because one of the damage types involves microwaving funko pops

(there's a bit in here where he goes offscreen to retch. its great)

IMMORTAL Pop!bat 2: funK.O. (Definitive Edition) by Rathayibacter

The Ultimate Pop!batant War Game

[v0r0b3y0]

From my tt: @000nahchirik

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[kingofthepitt]

widow's bay. s01e05.

[herbertwest]

Honestly one of the hardest things about living on my own is that I can't be with Penelope (parents' dog) all the time.

[herbertwest]

Penelope usually stashes my shoes in her crate in the other room when I visit my parents (to keep me from leaving since I can't leave if I don't have shoes). Today, she started off by doing that then BROUGHT ONE BACK OUT and HELD it to show me that they were HER shoes now and I could NOT leave her

[herbertwest]

Fell asleep on my parents' couch today while visiting, and Penelope (dog) was soooooooo happy and took a nap by my feet.

She looked so heartbroken when I had to leave - I didn't wake up until like 9:30pm so I think she thought I was going to stay the night and I was REALLY TEMPTED except that the guinea pigs needed their dinner