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Carter: Wow, these candles are so romantic!

Alexis: Who said anything about romantic?

Alexis: Maybe I’m going to sacrifice you.

Alexis: I’m coming to your house.

Megan: I’m not home and you don’t have a key.

Alexis: Yes I do.

Megan: Since when?

Alexis: *sends picture of a hammer*

Alexis: Carter, can you do something for me?

Carter: I would literally cover up murder for you and plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for the crime.

Alexis: Great. Can you do the dishes?

Carter: No.

Alexis: New year, new me.

Lydia: New year, same me.

Lydia: I'm perfect, peasants.

Invite to Bad Girls Don't Die Fans :3

Please join if you like Bad Girls Don't Die.I need more friends that do-

Please join,I need more BGDD friends ;^;

Alexis:Good ghosts are rare.

Also Alexis:*runs into one in literally every book*

Alexis: Look at my face.

Carter: Okay?

Alexis: No no, keep looking.

Carter: I am looking!

Alexis: No you’re not. Look harder.

Carter: Is there a point to this?

Alexis: Yes. Look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.

Carter: I am!

Alexis: Now... does it look like I give a crap?!

“You can be a murderer AND an optimist.”

-Alexis Warren, As Dead as it Gets

#alexis warren