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[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: New year, new me.

Lydia: New year, same me.

Lydia: I'm perfect, peasants.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

Shows and books that have four main characters tend to have the same archetypes in said groups of four.

Let me use Wander Over Yonder,Steven Universe,and Bad Girls Don't Die as examples.

Genuinely sweet person that tends to piss others off on accident but ends of making friends with the person they piss off:Wander, Steven, Megan

Messy gremlin that usually gets pissed off(not always) by the first person and is generally a mess:Hater, Amethyst, Lydia

The common sense to the first person and in some cases the muscle of the group of four/the catagory that the person that doesn't fit into the other three has to be in:Sylvia, Garnet, Carter

The common sense to the second one that is pretty annoyed by said second one,but puts up with them anyways cause they're their idiot:Peepers, Pearl, Alexis

No,you cannot change my mind.

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

The Bad Girls Don't Die ghosts as the Christmas Carol ghosts!:3

[walter-sawamura]

Megan: I have the best memory! Name one time I’ve forgotten something.

Lydia: You forgot me in the parking lot last week.

Megan: That was on purpose. Try again.

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: You played me like a fiddle!

Lydia: Oh no, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.

[walter-sawamura]

Carter: Have you prepared your presentation for today?

Lydia: Sure.

Megan: Yes.

Alexis: Nope, it’s not due until Wednesday.

Carter: Lex, today is Wednesday.

Alexis: ...!

[walter-sawamura]

Lydia: If anyone needs me, I’ll be dead in my grave.

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: I bet you’re wondering why I gathered you both here today.

Alexis: It’s because we need to have a discussion about how some people in this room aren’t getting along with other people in this room.

Lydia: ...

Megan: Why did you say that so vaguely? Lydia and I are literally the only people here.