Your Local Ghost Friend

Just giving Katie Alender’s books the proper fandom support they deserve. Used to be aralts-girls My inbox is always open :) (Main is @a-salting-the-world).

[walter-sawamura]

Carter: Wow, these candles are so romantic!

Alexis: Who said anything about romantic?

Alexis: Maybe I’m going to sacrifice you.

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: I’m coming to your house.

Megan: I’m not home and you don’t have a key.

Alexis: Yes I do.

Megan: Since when?

Alexis: *sends picture of a hammer*

[gyrrakavian]

AS DEAD AS IT GETS - Book Trailer starring Bella Thorne

[quotequotas]

“Somehow, I’d gotten a little less broken.”

— As Dead as it Gets, Katie Alender

[tgwdlmreprised]

LYDIA! LYDIA! LYDIA!

i drew her sunshine girl outfit 2 but like. it came out looking Very stepford wife so Cut It

ALSO THE BEETLEJUICE JOKE COURTESY OF @jilltheamazing

[walter-sawamura]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER SEEN ART FOR THIS FANDOM AND IM CRYING

[alegriavida]

Aesthetic || Bad Girls Don’t Die (Katie Alender)

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: Carter, can you do something for me?

Carter: I would literally cover up murder for you and plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for the crime.

Alexis: Great. Can you do the dishes?

Carter: No.

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: New year, new me.

Lydia: New year, same me.

Lydia: I'm perfect, peasants.

[walter-sawamura]

Megan: I have the best memory! Name one time I’ve forgotten something.

Lydia: You forgot me in the parking lot last week.

Megan: That was on purpose. Try again.

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: Look at my face.

Carter: Okay?

Alexis: No no, keep looking.

Carter: I am looking!

Alexis: No you’re not. Look harder.

Carter: Is there a point to this?

Alexis: Yes. Look as hard as you can. Focus on every part of my face.

Carter: I am!

Alexis: Now... does it look like I give a crap?!

[walter-sawamura]

hi! i just wanted to say that there's a subreddit for katie alenders books! (r/KatieAlender)! you're one of the only active fans of her books so i thought here would be a good place to tell!

Oh my goodness, thank you!! I’ll definitely check that out!!

[walter-sawamura]

“You can be a murderer AND an optimist.”

-Alexis Warren, As Dead as it Gets

[walter-sawamura]

Carter: I’m not a regular mom. I’m a cool mom.

Alexis: You’re not even a mom.

Carter: You’re grounded.

[walter-sawamura]

I changed my blog name from aralts-girls so Walter-sawamura because I want to add incorrect quotes from Katie Alender’s other marvelous books, and he makes an appearance in all so I thought it would be pretty good

[walter-sawamura]

Carter Blume and Wyatt Sheppard are two sides of the same marshmallow

[walter-sawamura]

Alexis: So tell me about your family.

Carter: I have one.

[walter-sawamura]

I had no idea that this series had a fandom! I love your incorrect quotes!

Thank you so much!! I’m just trying to bring the wonderful series more love because it’s one of my absolute favorites!