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Alexis: Carter, can you do something for me?

Carter: I would literally cover up murder for you and plant my DNA at the crime scene and take the blame for the crime.

Alexis: Great. Can you do the dishes?

Carter: No.

A Straight: What’s so special about June???

June:

Happy 20Gayteen Pride Month

Alexis: I’m so lonely.

Carter: Hey, want to hang out?

Alexis: No.

Carter: Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it will leave me too.

Alexis: Are you okay?

Carter: Thanks for asking! Absolutely not.

Carter: Guys, this storm is gonna be rough, but luckily you’re friends with a former Boy Scout, who is always——

Megan: Unpopular.

Lydia: Beaten up.

Alexis: Going to the movies with his mom.

Carter: A Boy Scout is always prepared——

Lydia: Prepared to spend lunch in his locker.

Kasey: Prepared to die a virgin.

Megan: Prepared to paint his sister’s toenails.

Carter: Prepared for emergencies. That’s why a week ago, when this storm was a tropical depression——

Alexis: You’re a tropical depression.

Alexis: [to Carter, trying to be romantic] I usually have a feeling of impending doom, but I don’t feel that way with you.

Alexis: Why would we date?

Carter: Because clearly we’re attracted to each other.

Alexis: I’m attracted to pie, but that doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.

Alexis: You’re cute when you’re worried about me.

Carter: Then I must be cute all the time.

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