Mar 5, 2022
Artemis: My partner must be graceful, smart, cultured, practical, and level-headed.
Alex: *jumps out of a building that just exploded*
Artemis: I like that one.
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Artemis: My partner must be graceful, smart, cultured, practical, and level-headed.
Alex: *jumps out of a building that just exploded*
Artemis: I like that one.
Artemis Fowl Sr. and Alexmis though-
He would be like the last person to know, Alexmis could get married, adopt a kid, wouldn’t know until he finds out his eldest son left all his money to some blonde kid he’s never payed attention to. (partially cuz he’s pissed that Alex is taller than him) The conversation would go something like:
Artemis Senior: This boy Alex Rider-Fowl must be important to Arty...
Angeline: *slightly sarcastic* Why would you think that?
Artemis Senior: In his will all his money goes toward Alex Rider
Angeline: They are married, it makes sense
Artemis Senior: WAIT-WHAT??!!
Angeline: YOU WERE AT THE WEDDING, ALEX HAS FOWL IN HIS NAME, ARTEMIS HAS RIDER IN HIS NAME, HOW COULD YOU MISS THE SEXUAL TENSION IN THEIR TEENAGE YEARS????!!!!