alibababaa replied to your post: So. I may or may not have come up with...
Which ft character would be the “gideon” of the au?
Minerva the Teenaged Witch lol. She has a magic show that she performs all over town that uses fake magic to cover up the fact that she's actually learning magic from her own journal. She's had a thing for Gajeel for years and despite several rejections and a attempted restraining order, she's still trying to get him if only to say she did. If only that pesky McGarden girl wouldn't get in the way...
All of the assembled Dragon Slayers stared at Natsu with varying degrees of shock as he stood in the doorway, fists on his hips and a proud grin on his face, like he hadn’t just said the single most absurd thing they had ever heard.
After a few moments, Laxus and Cobra started laughing from the couch, clutching their stomachs and falling against each other as they roared with laughter. Sting joined in a few seconds later while Rogue simply pinched the bridge of his nose and shook his head. Wendy and Gajeel stared at Natsu from the kitchen, still shocked.
"I… No," Gajeel muttered, turning back to the stove. "You deal with him."
"Natsu, I… don’t think those can come off," Wendy said slowly, eyebrows furrowed.
"Fro thinks so too!" the youngest exceed chimed in from where they sat on the counter, passing Wendy potatoes to peel. Sting fell off his bar stool, still laughing hysterically.
Natsu shrugged, letting Happy fly in and join the other Exceeds on the counter before closing the door after him. Lily looked at Happy in confusion.
"Wait, weren’t you two just grocery shopping with Lucy today?" he asked slowly. Three pairs of eyes snapped to Natsu with matching leers, but before any of them could get a word out, a potato nailed Cobra on the back of the head and Rogue covered Sting’s mouth.
"First one to say it leaves," Gajeel threatened, pointing his butcher knife at the three. Laxus looked like he was about to protest, but Wendy held up another potato and he quickly closed his mouth.
"Motion to kick Natsu out of the nest?" Gajeel muttered as he turned back to his pot, setting the knife down.
Also, did you just start this arc? Because it just keeps piling on the horseshit as the arc continues. If you just started, then its about to get much worse. How could they screw up so royally over the span of just a few episodes?
I'm at the end man, I'm so close to being done. But you know what's coming up soon?
So we have racebent Wendy and Natsu as black and Hawaiian. If the other FT characters (especially Gajeel, ahem) had alternate races or ethnicities, what would you pick for them?
Oh friend, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this question.
Levy McGarden: Indian
Gajeel Redfox: Native American (I'm still not sure on the tribe, I'm thinking Seminole but that's just because I'm from Florida)
Juvia Lockser: Korean
Erza Scarlett: Egyptian
Gray Fullbuster: Inuit
Cana Alberona: Greek
Lucy Heartfilia: Hispanic
The Strauss Siblings: Italian
Jet: African
Droy: Filipino
Macao and Romeo: Pakastani
Wakaba: Cuban
And that's all I really have for now, I need to give it more thought. But I leave you with these.
I just discovered Markiplier yesterday and dear lord he has the voice of a god. Sometimes I dont even pay attention to what's going on in the video cuz I'm just so entranced by his voice.
did you mean my addiction life
i have to watch all his vids 3 times
once for his voice, another for his face and actions, and again for the actual gameplay
Prompt: Gajeel is a lot more sensitive,attentive, and kinda vain about his hair than he lets on. Someone discovers his secret and extensive grooming habits.
I Whip My Hair Back and Forth
It had been Wendy’s idea, sending the three male Dragon Slayers out together on a mission to “bond”. And truthfully, it hadn’t been doing too badly. Gajeel had knocked Natsu out twice, but only when he was being really annoying.
It hadn’t been hard to track down the rouge mage that they had set out to find, and between the three, victory was sure, though the slippery bastard was hard to pin down.
Laxus leaned against a tree to catch his breath as Gajeel and Natsu laid in the grass, steam rising off Natsu’s body.
"We kicked so much ass," Natsu said proudly, pumping his fist in the air. Gajeel laughed breathlessly, reaching over and knocking his fist against Natsu’s.
"We kicked all the ass," he agreed, pushing himself up. He walked over to the beaten mage, holding his hand back towards Laxus. "Handcuffs?"
"Take me to dinner first," Laxus joked, tossing the handcuffs to Gajeel. He caught them easily, flipping Laxus off with a laugh before leaning down to secure the mage.
Natsu sat up, and after looking at Gajeel started laughing. He was practically rolling around, clutching his stomach tightly as Laxus watched him, eyebrow quirked high and lips pulled back into a confused frown.
"What’s got Salamander in hysterics?" Gajeel asked, and when Laxus looked over, the Iron Mage was wearing a similar expression of confusion.
Natsu pointed at Gajeel, laughing breathlessly. “Dude,” he said between laughs, “I think I nailed you with a stray attack!”
"Yeah," Gajeel said, reaching back to feel his shirt, "I could feel it. What’d ya hit? My shirt better not be scorched, ya ass."
Natsu shook his head. “Nope, your hair.” His laughter doubled as he fell onto his back.
The humor dropped from Gajeel’s face in a second. “Yer fuckin’ kidding me,” he growled, pulling his long hair over his shoulder. Sure enough, one section of his hair was nearly a foot shorter than the rest, the ends burned, and the look of fury on Gajeel’s face made Laxus take a long step back.
Natsu was still laughing, oblivious to the danger his life was in, and Laxus silently promised to give a good speech at his funeral. The Fire Dragon Slayer’s laughter cute off with a gurgle as Gajeel leapt at him, hands going around his neck.
"Ya fucker! I have a date tomorrow!” he yelled, throttling Natsu.
"I don’t think Levy will care," Laxus chimed in, grinning as he watched the whole situation go down.
“I care!”
"Wow, didn’t know your hair was so important to you," Laxus joked, and Gajeel brought his hands up threateningly, Natsu gasping for breath under him. "Look, we’ll just cut the burnt shit off, cut the rest to match, and boom, you’ll be fine."
The look of horror on Gajeel’s face was priceless, and Laxus had to laugh for a solid five minutes before searching in his own bag - stowed away behind a nearby three so the rouge mage couldn’t get it - for the pair of scissors that Evergreen insist he bring with him on all his trips to maintain his short hair. When he approached the younger man with the scissors flashing in between his fingers, Gajeel tried to make a run for it, only to be tackled by a vengeful Natsu.
How Natsu’s scrawny ass managed to keep 200 pounds of panicked Dragon Slayer pinned, Laxus would never know, but soon he was kneeling next to Gajeel, gathering up all his hair into one hand and holding the scissors with the other.
When they got back to the guild the next morning, Gajeel immediately headed for Juvia, his now armpit length hair hanging unevenly down his back. Laxus and Natsu stood in the doorway, cracking up, while Gajeel sat down in front of her, pouting, and demanded that she “fix what those ash for brains fucktards ruined”.
Juvia just frowned at the other Dragon Slayers before taking Gajeel towards the women’s bath, a laughing Levy trailing after them.
"We need to go on these ‘bonding’ missions more often," Natsu wheezed between laughs, and Laxus nodded his agreement, wiping tears of mirth from his eyes.
