#alicecracks

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Akutagawa trying to confess

Akutagawa:I want to punch you

Reader:Why, What did I do wrong?

Akutagawa:on your mouth

Reader:Huh?on my mouth?You want all my teeth to fall off?

Akutagawa:with my mouth

Reader:Ohhhh!I understand now!

Akutagawa:*blushes* Damn,who knew confessing would be this hard...

Reader:If you wanted to kiss me,you could've said so directly you dork!!

Akutagawa:*embarassed to death*

Dazai:*pops in* Wow,a new way to die!!And before dying you can also be a tomato? That's hella cool!!I'll definitely try this

Akutagawa:Dazai-san *follows him*

Reader:What? And you were confessing to me seconds ago??What the heck?

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Port Mafia TEXTS:The light of Chuuya's life?

Chuuya:Dazai's existence is like the sun to me.

Kouyou:Awww!! That's so sweet of you! And I thought that he didn't matter to you anymore.

Chuuya:I think you misunderstood something Ane-san.What I really mean is that he needs to stay THOUSANDS *no that's still near* MILLIONS *no,no that's definitely not enough* TRILLIONS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!

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Akutagawa and Higuchi:kouhai's problems

Higuchi:Please notice me Akutagawa-senpai!

Akutagawa:Oohhh,I know this feeling all too well...*thinking about a certain suicidal freak*

Higuchi:Why are you making this kind of face senpai??

Akutagawa:THE FEELS HIGUCHI!,THE FEELS!!

Higuchi:OMG!! We feel the same way!!!*fangirling inside*

Akutagawa: Girl,calm down,We're not talking about the same feelings.

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Akutagawa: I hate you.

Atsushi: Yeah, I hate myself too.

Dazai:I totally understand your feelings Atsushi-kun.

Kunikida:*appears* What’s going on with this depressing atmosphere?

Atsushi: You understand me Dazai-san? *wide eyes*

Kunikida: Is this turning into a soap opera?

Naomi: 'I Hate Myself:a Biography Movie' coming soon to theaters!!So stay tuned for it!! *winks*

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Akutagawa VS a kiss

Reader:*trying to explain what a kiss is to Akutagawa*

So basically a kiss is when two person's lips are touching

It's to express their affection towards each other

Akutagawa:What? An infection?? That's gross...

Reader:I knew it that you wouldn't understand with words *goes and kiss him for real*

Akutagawa:error 404 *Becomes a blushing mess and faint*

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Akutagawa vs fluff ft.Dazai

Reader:Dazai,Akutagawa come here I have something to show to you

Dazai:What is it?

Akutagawa:I'd better be something great I don't want to waste my precious time,Oh Hi Dazai-san.

Reader:*shows something very fluffy to them*

Dazai:*gasp* What is happening with my body,that was so cute,like cuteness overload.I feel like I'm gonna die 'cause I can't stand all of this!!

Akutagawa:*runs away really quickly while covering his mouth*What was that?what was that?What is this?My heart is beating fast.Why am I saying 'Awww!!'I don't even know what that means!!!

Reader:That's just your body reacting to fluffiness.But since he ran away,he'll never know what it was*evil grins*

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Kunikida vs Otome game round3

Kunikida:*currently playing the otome game very seriously*

His hair is so weird.What is this flashy tattoo?*thoroughly analyzes everything*

Screen:*the guy suddenly comes closer*

Kunikida:NO NO DON'T COME NEAR ME!GET AWAY OF MY SAFETY ZONE!

DOPPO POET!

Reader:Are you DUMB or what why are you using your ability on the tv screen???

Kunikida: It's too late...

Reader:And that's how his tv crashed.

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Kunikida vs Otome game round 1

*cute japanese otome game opening theme*

Kunikida:What have I gotten myself into?

Screen:Please enter your name

Kunikida:Let's see based on this poll this name is the most popular amongst girl so let's go with that

Screen:So you are .... right?

Kunikida:Ok here we go.Wait what why are there so many boys?I wasn't informed of this? WAIT A MINUTE SOMETHING IS DEFINITELY WRONG!WHAT I'M THE GIRL PROTAGONIST???

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS!!!