#alicemcullen

[carlislescoven]

i have a theory that bella was on her period the first time she met edward that’s why her scent was exxxxxtra strong™ and made old eddie boy flip his shit

i have several questions, the first one being why did you send me this, the second one being how dare you

[esmeanneplatte]

Thank you @eddieswan @lesbellaswan @alicemcullen @gayfortwilight for keeping me sane and spotting the difference for me

You’re all the best

[cutecullens]

tagged by @alicemcullen & @denalis 💕💕 my lock screen is my little 15 y/o cutie Susie & emo boy Edward has been my home screen for so long Tagging anyone who sees this and wants to do it!

[alecvolturi]

you’re 5’5’’ but mentally 4’3’’ -anon

You’re right I am 5’5” but uh…..what’s that other number? I suddenly can’t read. Everything after “but” is just weird squiggles.

[breakingisabella]

definitely over 2k

lil less

[wampiiro]

we don’t talk about sue clearwater enough. that woman is STRONG

she totally is tho?? like...ugh........................write sam better smeyer and let me love them