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FB Messenger || Aliki & Xavier

Aliki: Who do I have to talk to at Buzzfeed to give you something substantial to write about?

Aliki: I KNOW you have more talent than this shit.

Aliki: I googled you and found an editorial you wrote last year.

Aliki: Also clearly decided that googling you was reason enough to facebook stalk you.

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Aliki: Serious question time.

Aliki: If you and say... three of your friends were gang banging a girl and she queefed, what would your gut reaction be?

Text || Aliki & Bruno

Aliki: Fun fact - Antony's head is the size of my right tit. Like the entire thing.

Aliki: Is it too much to put a nipple hat on his head for Halloween and call it a day?

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Aliki: Don't kill me but... who is this?

Aliki: I saved your number in my phone as 3=======D~~~

Aliki: Any help you could give me would be greatly appreciated :)

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Aliki: Why is your ex in my kitchen with a prenup?

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Aliki: I need your opinion.

Aliki: Do we think it's possible that a high school janitor could be filming amateur porn in the basement of the school he works at?

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Aliki: You know, I didn't give you a blowjob in the shower this morning because I needed flowers from you.

Aliki: But they're beautiful and I love them. Thanks baby xoxoxo

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Aliki: It broke. It actually fucking broke.

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