A close friend was falling asleep on the couch just now. She reached for my hand and told me solemnly, ”I love you very much but you’re meat.” I cracked up while she explained that it actually meant I was ‘in charge of all meat.’ When I would not stop laughing and asked her some snarky thing I forget she told me, “I was offering you employment!”
sorry for the non-war post but you needed to know I’m in charge of all meat now.













