#all staff

[kid-fortress]

can we see the staff as kids?

Pyro: "Never cared to."

[trooperst-3v3]

ATTN: EVERYONE ON BOARD THE FINALIZER

If you must travel between levels today, please make an effort to use the stairs.

I’m not trying to make you healthier or anything. It’s just that K8-T3 is bonding with my droideka today by playing a rousing game of “Elevator Roulette.” Basically, they pick a number and ride the lift all day. If someone gets on and chooses to go to the level that matches the number they chose, that person gets a laser blast to the chest.

The good new is they’re not shooting to kill, but poor, unlucky Cadet Ringold has been hit with a stun bolt four times already and he’s starting to forget how to do math.

[lupusresearchalliance]

What better way to kick off the year than having the full team in NYC for our Lupus Research Alliance all staff meetings? This whole week we’ve been planning some big things for 2017! We can’t wait to share them with you!

[kid-fortress]

So, Scout Sniper and Pyro… How did you three end up working at this daycare?

Uh oh, secret’s out... Scout certainly wouldn’t call himself ‘famous’ though.

Pyro: “I LOVE kids! This was the only place that would hire me after, uh... “problems” in my police and hospital records... NOT RELATED TO HARMING KIDS!! Other things...”

// and for anyone who may be worried, Pyro is not a p3d0. None of the characters in the story are like that.

[kid-fortress]

idk if this has been asked before but do the staff like to draw with the kids or is there like a little arts and craft period and who are the most creative (sorry if I worded this weird )

There's not really a mandated time for the kids to draw, but when one of them starts doodling or crafting they all seem to follow suit with creativity. Here's some of the staff's work, since the kids drawings are currently all on display!

// note: i didn't entirely draw the car or koala haha, i mostly traced them and added in artistic elements later on. ALSO, @river-town-citizen i'm mentioning you so you can know your ask was answered 👍

[kid-fortress]

What do the staff think of Mr Hale?

-🐍

Pyro's more in it for the pettable creatures if they're being honest

[kid-fortress]

what type of music do y'all like?

Jane: Father does not listen to music, and I do not like mom's prissy dancey stuff! I do not think I like music... Well... maybe a waltz....

Dell: Pawpaw an' Daddy can play the guitar real nice, my favorite times are when they let me come out an' fall asleep on the patio while they play! 'S country, right?

Misha: Mama likes to play russian classic, papa likes modern rock. I am not having opinions on either- Ah, I listen to Ludwig practice violin sometimes. I like that.

Tavish: Ah, nothin' like a good tune from a bagpipe.

Ludwig: I like classical music! Though, I also really enjoy jazz and.. funk, I believe? The ones with saxophones and accordions!

Luci: Ma mère listens to Edith Piaf, and a lady called Barbara. I don't have many opinions on music, but I prefer when mère plays these instead of her sad italian men.

Jeremy: You know me, ain't goin' a day without some Tom Jones!

Mick: I quite like Sinatra's early hits, though the Delltones'll always have a special place in m' aussie heart.

Pyro: [they excitedly murmur about madonna and the lovin' spoonful]

// yes Madonna's "material girl" came out in the 1980s. but Tom Jones's "Sex Bomb" came out in 1999, so allow me to drea- /hj