#all-caps

[transpondster]

Also, I am now TRANSPONDSTER. 

See how much better my blog is now? All-caps. The new ethics.

[jimlingss]

THE TRUTH BETWEEN US IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL STORY IVE EVER READ I AM IN JAPAN ON A HOLIDAY RIGHT NOW AND I JUST CURLED UP IN BED TO READ BECAUSE IT IS THAT BEAUTIFUL

YOU’RE IN JAPAN? HOLY SHIT I’M JEALOUS. JAPAN WAS SO AMAZING WHEN I WENT, CAN’T BELIEVE YOU WOULD READ FICS WHEN YOU’RE THERE THOUGH. BUT ANYWAYS THAN YOU FOR YOUR ENTHUSIASM - I’M GLAD YOU’RE ENJOYING IT

[a-box-of-cats]

susie myerson: *exists*

me, who has suddenly learned to belt out show tunes: AND YOUR KEYS, OH-OOOOOOH, YOUR RING OF KEEEEEEEEYS

[samwilsonbirthdaybang]

Sign-Ups are Still Open!

IT’S HERE! Signups for The Sam Wilson Birthday Bang are still open!

Hey Sam Wilson fans! We’re throwing him a birthday party. We’re looking for writers, artists, beta readers, and content creators of all kinds to participate in the Sam Wilson Birthday Bang. 

Sign ups are OPEN and run from July 1st to July 31st. 

First, writers will begin writing fanfic. Their summaries will be due August 13th. Shortly after, claims open and artists will each pick a fic from an anonymous list of summaries. Then they create art (fan art! gifs! pod fic! playlist!) based on the fic.

Posting begins in September (Samtember) for Sam’s birthday! The entire schedule can be viewed here.

Our rules are a little different from other bangs. Please make sure to check them out before you sign-up!  For more details on the bang and to meet the Mods, check out our FAQ

Everything that meets the deadline and complies with the rules will be added to our collection on AO3 and promoted by this blog.  

The minimum word count is short (only 2000!) and we take all sorts of accompanying fanworks for the “art” category: Podfic! Fan art! Gif sets! Playlists! and we’re open to suggestions. Help us throw Sam the party he deserves!

You can sign up as a writer, artist, or beta (or all three!) here

(lovely art by @yawpkatsi )

[zodiacfrickfracks]

Things That Remind Me of the Signs

Aries: Clenched fists, speaking to a crowd of people, slow smiles and laughing until you can’t breathe, taking risks and jumping off cliffs

Taurus: Seeing your ex with someone else and missing them, flower crowns and floral aesthetics, prolonged eye contact, pridefulness

Gemini: Putting in a contact lense, sudoku puzzles, scenic photography, late night giggles on the phone with your lover

Cancer: Fluffy towels, warm hugs, chandeliers, blushing

Leo: Hairspray, glossy lips, standing up for your friends, looking at a person and thinking you’d want to marry them

Virgo: Tall, old-fashioned buildings, suits and ties, shy smiles, planting a seed and watching it grow

Libra: fancy jewelry, red wine, inspirational quotes, sitting in your pajamas and laughing with your friends

Scorpio: Black leather jackets, keeping secrets, movies, toothy grins

Sagittarius: Dying your hair a different color, messy handwriting, chalkboards, learning something new

Capricorn: Elegant, silver jewelry, black sharpie, all caps handwriting, forehead wrinkles

Aquarius: Washing shampoo out of your hair, typewriters, steaming black coffee, dimples

Pisces: Comfortable hoodies, colored pencils, sunsets, long bubble baths

[sweet-coffee-jelly]

steve and bucky discover modern music

Click the little X’s to sing along, in case you a WHIPPERSNAPPER and don’t know the references.

(x) Steve: [awful falsetto] What a Sam what a Sam what a Sam what a mighty good Sam Bucky: (from other room) MIGHTY MIGHTY GOOD SAM Sam: I'm moving out

(x) [featuring @unclesteeb​ ‘s fuckboy!Bucky, apparently] Steve: I put my hands upon Sam's hips-- Bucky: COS HIS BOOTYMEAT IS THICK Steve: He puts his hands upon MY hips-- Bucky: COS HE LIKES THAT SUPER DICK 

(x) Bucky: HEY WILSON, YA BOOOOOTY. LEEEEET ME, UP IN IT Sam: no. Bucky: [pointing lewdly to crotch] THIS SOL-DICK, IS WAAAITIN'. WINTER IS CO-O-O-MIN' Sam: NO.

(x)

Sam: Steven Grant Rogers don't-- Bucky: Steven Grant Rogers don't-- Sam: Steve Grant Rogers don't. Got. Buns so he always tops, son Steve: JESUS CHRIST YOU TWO 

(x)

Bucky: SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED Steve: I never pushed you off the tr-- Bucky: YOU NEVER KNEW THAT I WENT MISSIN' Steve: Jesus. Bucky: HYDRA FOUND ME PASSED OUT, KISSIN' THE GROOooOOooOOOoooOOooOUND Steve: BUCK, JESUS Sam: [crying with laughter]

Blame @weallhaveouruniqueobsessions , @awesomesnafu , @captainslytherinsoldier, @samwichwilson and @neuromagpie for NOT STOPPING ME FROM DOING THIS FUCKERY I am terrible at being on hiatus holy shit

[dioritenumber1943]

HOLY SHIT, NEE FEMTANYL SONG!!!!!!!!!! YAYY!!