#allisonurgent

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clawdee replied to your post:so uh is anyone else’s tumblr savior going...

I have several posts in my liked posts that are hidden now that weren’t yesterday because of TS. One is hidden because ‘spoilers’ and a couple for ‘doctor who’.

allisonurgent replied to your post:so uh is anyone else’s tumblr savior going...

The same thing is happening to me and a lot of people on my dash are talking about the same thing!

f u c k

i've also got someone rn who ANYTHING they reblog gets blocked because "teen wolf"

dis is bullshit man

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allisonurgent replied to your post: allisonurgent asked:One time i wa...

oh my god

right?!

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One time i was watching orphan black w/ my girlfriend and she started making out with me and I was like 'cool' but I also wanted to watch the episode so we literally had sex while I subtly watched the episode and then halfway through it something funny happened and i couldn't help but laugh and that's how she found out i was paying a lot more attention to the show than the sex and she got mad

HAHAHAH OMFG THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY

My first boyfriend was when I was 14, so I obviously wasn't allowed to have him in my room alone with the door closed (i'm rarely allowed to close the doors now-a-days), so whenever we hooked up we put on different movies for background noise, and one time we picked 127 hours and he ended up fingering me during the part where the guy starts trying to CUT HIS ARM OFF and I literally had to push the boy off of me b/c i was too disturbed.

send me awkward sex stories and i’ll answer with one of my own.

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allisonurgent said: i’m not gonna say it’s really fun to watch you slowly sink into teen wolf but

Are you fucking kidding me I have watched 33 episodes in three days I have witnessed at least half a dozen painful character deaths this show has made me cry a total of five times

it will be written on my tombstone 

what a pathetic way to go

'death by teen wolf'

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allisonurgent said: omg you cut your hair!! You look super cute wow!!

HAHA YEAH IT'S ALL GONE! THANK YOU!!!

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hey you probs won't get this for a while, but happy birthday!!!! hope you're having fun :D

thank you sweetie!!! <3 :)

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allisonurgent replied to your post: allisonurgent replied to your post: so i’m thirsty...

the best advice i can give is aways about water and juice what does this say about me. also ur welcome

it tells me that you are one awesome person and very useful in survival situations (without water, you're fucked and you'll die)

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allisonurgent replied to your post: so i’m thirsty but my sister’s in the living room...

i always keep a waterbotle in my room for this also you can drik from the bathroom???? or do you mean another kinda drink like juice

i usually have a ton of water bottles, but they get really old/icky so i end up getting rid of them. also, i don't drink the tap water at my house because once my neighbour turned on his tap and some mucky oil came out (because we live right next to a gas station and something got mixed up) i mean, it's never happened here and everything's all fixed, but it grosses me out. but still good advice! Thank you <3 also i did want juice