You flee my dream come the morning

Previously scott-is-the-hottest-girl. JENNIFER. 24. IRELAND. SHE/HER. Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, The Last Airbender, Bioware, Elder Scrolls, Assassins Creed, Saints Row. Too many video games, TV shows and books to mention.

[prozac80mg]

to whom does your heart belong? quiz

[prozac80mg]

i want all of you putting “no <3″ as your secret to know you are not funny and i hate you

[lafaiette]

[sleepingpigeon]

no one wants to hear it but love is earned after the initial infatuation. commitment is something u both mutually agree to and then from there it’s work. it’s not work like it’s a chore it’s jus work like it takes effort. to get good at these things takes practice. it takes practice to learn to communicate better and it takes practice to learn to love each other in the ways u need to be loved.

[oodlenoodleroodle]

And it’s also terrifying! Like it’s the kind of vulnerability you can’t do while being all cool and in control of things, you have to like open up the really awkward, ugly inner part of yourself and hope that the other person is still into you. 

Like you have to actually say - with words coming out of your mouth or hands or whatever way you use to directly communicate in person - what you would like from the other person! You have to say stuff like “hey the thing you did made me feel some ways and we have to address this like adults” and hope that the other person says “I see, yes I also think we should address this like adults” (instead of “no I didn’t” or “you’re overreacting” or other shut-down-ing shit that ruins lives). 

[picturesimlivinthru]

Worth the read my oh my

[thegreenpea]

[megasanduu]

My favorite part of atla was when Zuko made a right choice for once and it was such a shock that his fucking body just shut down on him. My entire life I’ve aspired to be this dramatic and I will achieve my dream some day. I’ll mark the right answer on my test and fucking die of cardiac arrest on the spot.

[tuagifs]

i admit there is a possibility that i may not be in my fully… right mind right now.

[selenaigomez]

[pengychan]

Meeting your friends after lockdown

[pillowprincesslexa]

Europe is currently being burned alive and people still think climate change is a joke. It’s warmer in North Europe than in the middle eastern deserts.

Nearly all northern countries broke their decades old heat records this week.

[frogs-smoking-cigarettes]

Its only in the low hundreds in farenheit??? In America we get that for like a month or two straight every year??? Y'all need to deal is it really normally so cold over there that yall can live with a little heat???

[pillowprincesslexa]

If you’re gonna have an ignorant American attitude then please only stay on American posts. No one in North Europe has an AC in their houses. Stores, animal shelters, elderly houses, no one has AC. the houses are designed to keep the heat in. The people are not accustomed to the heat. A sudden climate shift like this is extremely dangerous to older people and babies specifically.

There are programs being run to inform elderly people what to do to not die in this heat. There was a heatwave in the Netherlands in 2010 in which approximately 500 more elderly people passed away than normally.

[adhoption]

One thing people don’t often appreciate is that the southern US states are along the same latitude as the Middle Eastern deserts, rather than northern Europe. We’re not competing with Texas, we’re competing with northern Canada. If Saskatoon can’t handle Mexican weather, London can’t handle Middle-Eastern weather. It’s not built for it at all.

[toebeens]

very helpful and informative graphic

[pencilscratchins]

i understand shows need plots and stuff and cant just be korra, bolin, & asami fucking around republic city… but hear me out– what if there was a show of just korra, bolin, & asami fucking around republic city

[pure-pazaak]

Dragon Age: Origins Companions (ft. Anora) + Twitter [click for better quality]

Bonus Dog:

[valtsv]

[ithinkitsdashing]

[ruinedchildhood]

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[fairytalesreality]

#imhereforthis #somethingineverknewineeded

[kereeachan]

Pugsley is a Ravenclaw, both to avoid his easily-made-Slytherin sister to make their games harder for her (they’re growing up, they need challenges) and to hang with the other mad-scientist type Ravenclaws. He and Wednesday begin competing to see who can give their house the more terrifying reputation. Wednesday does have a head-start because...well, Slytherin, but Pugsley’s catching up quick. 

Harry enjoys it taking the attention off him. It lets him, Hermione, Ron, and Neville get up to whatever they’re up to in peace. Fred and George, meanwhile, join the competition with gusto--do you KNOW the havoc wreakable by the brave? DO YOU? You will.

[booksbybingo]

villains are hard to design. making them ugly is dangerous, depending on what traits you choose to frame as monstrous or undesirable, you could very well end up saying something fatphobic, racist, anti-semitic, etc

but if you make a hot villain then people will get thirsty and demand redemptions and refuse to acknowledge their evil actions, no matter how despicable

[pastel-petticoats]

Solution: Full body armor and masks. You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

[safitheartist]

…………..you think?

[macko-99]

…………..don’t look up Sauron on AO3

[arofili]

Nothing fails to crack me up like this post - the vain hope that somewhere out there is some awful nasty thing that there is not also a person whose kink that is, the idea that covering something up won’t make people obsessed with finding out what it looks like underneath, the surface level understanding of Sauron and complete lack of knowledge of the Silmarillion and it’s fandom, the fact that Sauron was canonically hot as fuck, the amount of Sauron erotica I have seen, God this post never gets old

[prismatic-starstuff]

The Poster Of The Comment: You don’t see people shipping themselves with Sauron!

The Very Large And Dedicated Community Of Sauronfuckers In The Tolkien Fandom, collectively:

[prophecyguy]

everything about kylo ren gets exponentially more pathetic when you remember that he’s like thirty

[goodupstandingcitizen]

he’s doing his best

[prophecyguy]

[pietriarchy]

No offense but seeing a girl who says she's bi end up with a man is always just kinda... typical

This argument always tires me out because the odds of easily meeting a man who’s attracted to women versus a woman who is is just generally way higher. (For example if you select both on tinder you get maybe 1 woman for every 30 men if you’re lucky) The dating pool is really skewed in one direction if you’re bi, so of course it happens a lot. (Also some wlw won’t date bi women)

Second of all, if you think that makes me not bi or something more power to you but it won’t uneat the pussy of the past mate 

[mascbi]

even if the dating pool was completely even like…. u may still “end up” w a man if ur bisexual… cuz thats what… bisexuality is. literally ppl think bi women r supposed 2 b lesbians n if theyre not lesbians (bc theyre BI) then they must just b str8..

[icescrabblerjerky]

“How can she be bisexual if she’s with a man…”

Me, pouring my cup of coffee directly onto your carpet, getting up from my seat, holding your face gently between my hands, speaking directly into your brain.

“Please, shut the FUCK UP.”

[kineticpenguin]

[captain-price-official]

fuckin lol

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

Another day, another politician that thinks Trump doing something they do means Trump should get all the criticism instead of realizing they’re both wrong

[lobothebuilder]

The difference here is that Trump spends tax payer money for his golfing and AOC spent her own paycheck on a video game to unwind. They literally aren’t the same thing at all

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

Right, where do you think that paycheck comes from?

[kineticpenguin]

Were you born this stupid or did you have to work at it?

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

Ok, just to be clear, do politicians get payed with tax money or not?

[kineticpenguin]

If you honestly think a government employee spending their own salary is functionally identical to charging leisure trips to your own golf courses to an expense account and billing the Secret Service for being there, just because they’re both paid for with taxpayer money, I can’t help you.

[sir-caramel-blog-deactivated202]

But what’s the difference in the end? They both paid for something with taxpayer money.

[kineticpenguin]

Okay. It’s very simple: When the government disburses money to its employees in the form of a salary, the transaction where the taxpayer is concerned is concluded. The taxpayer has paid the employee for services rendered. What that employee does with that salary after that isn’t the taxpayer’s business, since the taxpayer already got what they paid for.

To put it another way, you wouldn’t argue that Doris from the DMV is “spending taxpayer money” when she spends some of her salary on a pedicure and claim it’s the equivalent of a presidential golfing trip, or that a soldier buying a case of beer with his salary is a waste of tax money. Because you are paying them for the job they did.

In other words, it’s not fucking taxpayer money anymore.

It is, however, still taxpayer money when it is part of an account set aside for expenses incurred in the execution of one’s duties, and the President uses it to pay himself for taking vacations, and to pay himself again for the taxpayer-provided security detail.

And even if I were to play your stupid false equivalence game: At $300 per console and a game price of $59.99, AOC would have to buy 369,455 Nintendo Switches with a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons for each to reach the $133 million racked up by Trump’s golf trips. So even if you were to blubber about how it’s all a tragic loss of taxpayer money either way, there’s your fucking difference you goddamn moron.

We’re done here.

[parkchanwoohoo]

me seeing the mailman buying twizzlers at the grocery store: wtf that’s my taxpayer money

[help-plsreadmypinnedpost-thanks]

what is YOUR specific personal reason you shouldn’t be handed the aux? call urself out (in the tags or not. cmon this is public)

[boychic-deactivated20230922]

i really like noise music