#allologic

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Aphobes: Jughead is totally not ace, he's gay-coded!  Stop trying to steal one of the few canonically gay-coded characters for your made-up identity! Aces: Um...

That’s what you call “gay-coded?”

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Sports fan: What's your favorite football team?

Me: I don't have one. I don't like football.

Sports fan: That' can't be! Everyone likes football!

Me: I don't.

Sports fan: Yea you do, you just haven't found the right team yet.

Allo person: So, who do you think is hot?

Me: Um, probably someone who lives in the tropics, where the temperature is higher.

Allo person: No, I mean who do you want to f@$k?

Me: no one.

Allo person: That can't be! Everyone wants sex!

Me: I don't.

Allo person: Yea you do, you just haven't met the right person yet.

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You can't win

Ace person: I'm asexual.

Allo person: Have you ever had sex?

Ace person: No.

Allo person: Well then, how do you really know you're asexual? You have to try having sex first and see if you like it!

Another ace person: I'm asexual.

Allo person: Have you ever had sex?

Another ace person: Yes.

Allo person: Then you can't be asexual!

WHAT THE HECK IS THE DEAL WITH THIS!

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Double Standard

Young person 1: I'm gay

Allo person: That's good. It's not at all unusual for someone your age to know they are gay.

Young person 2: I'm ace

Allo person: Nu uh, you're too young to know that! You're just a late bloomer. You'll find the right person of the opposite gender eventually!

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Them: How do you really know you're asexual?

Me: Well, I've never longlingly gazed at a person I thought was attractive. In fact, I'm pretty sure I think those pots and pans behind you are more attractive than any person I've seen.

Them: If you find frying pans attractive, then that makes you pansexual!

Me: ...that's not what that means.

[allopropaganda]

idk if this has been covered before, but something that occurred to me recently: aphobes who argue that 'allosexual' is gross for 'grouping them with their Straight Oppressors', which necessarily means asexuals=/=Straight Oppressors (since they're apparently a type of allosexual) but in the next breath will throw around 'cishet' to claim that actually asexuals ARE the Straight Oppressors!! Like??? They can't have it both ways??? wtf

TRAPT

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it's funny how aphobes say that cishet aces and aros don't belong in the community because they arent ~queer enough~ but then when told that they're wrong because the 'a' stands for aces and aros their reasoning is that it stands for allies, who aren't queer at all

It’s just flimsy excuse after excuse,  next they say that allies are “secret queers” , we point out then they can just SAY they are allies, they do not need our acronym, the aphobes quickly scramble together to search for their next lie.