#allophonosaurus

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allophonosaurus replied to your panorama

“Cable & Deadpool (2004) #49”

same thing happened with Thor... someone has a Type

You are so right

And even the first guy he ever called sexy on-page was fuckin’ Nomad, yet another gigantic, muscular man with glorious L'Oréal hair-

I feel like his fetish list is basically

Kind, noble, a “classic hero,” they fit some idealized concept of goodness and/or are especially kind to him

L'Oréal hair

STRONC, can toss him

Self-assured and assertive, a leader type and also almost certainly a dom, will toss him

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allophonosaurus replied to your photoset “That’s because you’re a narcissist, Wade.” Uncanny X-Force (2010) #22...”

I know this wasn't the point but "just a couple heterosexual dudes..." alright, Wade

Actually though in all seriousness, intentional at any point or not, I feel like all of the writers combined created a pattern of Deadpool getting embarrassed and claiming to be straight when he least wants to be rejected.

If he’s on his OWN or thinking to HIMSELF, he pretty openly thinks about how attractive Gambit’s butt is or his “stiffy” via Cable or about the chances of finding hot men at a bar. He also clearly has no problem casually mentioning and joking about his attraction to men in most contexts, the same way he does with his attraction to women.

But in the case of his biggest known crush on a man (Cable), when his feelings are involved and the fantasy is actually seen by someone, he reflexively denies it, and then when he references the fantasy and attraction in the future, it’s (usually) to everyone but Cable or lacks full context (like when he brings up body oil a few times). When he’s trying to appease Logan and get him to spend quality time with him, he tries to undercut anything that Logan might find awkward about the suggestion (and Logan does somewhat condescendingly make a “feelings” remark after this so any fears that Logan would find it emasculating already were justified). I don’t know if anyone else has ever seen it this way or if it’s just me, but there it is.

Nobody’s allowed to “but he flirts openly with Spidey” me because 1. he DOES deny having Spidey on his “free pass” fuck list, to Spidey, and that list is one of the things he could least pass off as a joke in an emergency, and 2. Spidey is not “intimidating” the same way Cable & others are; the dynamic is just totally different

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allophonosaurus replied to your post “allophonosaurus replied to your photoset “That’s because you’re a...”

Totally agree with all of this, it perfectly lines up with Wade's history of low self-esteem and fear of being rejected/alone. I also think the "flirting" with Spider-Man is more hero-worship and/or to get a reaction, tbh. I feel like he flirted a TON more with Superior Spider-Man than with real Spidey, because Doc Ock gave him over-the-top shocked aghast reactions to things that Parker would likely ignore.

God bless, I see it that way as well, I just try to be a little neutral for the sake of conversation since it is a lot of ”flirting” and so many people see it differently. But yeah, his whole approach is just so different with Spidey. It comes off a lot more like “this is my little brother that I think the world of and want to live up to but also have to annoy constantly.” I’ve never felt like there was any direction or weight to the flirting itself except as an indication of how much fun he’s able to have around him. In their best moments, Spidey is someone he’s able to just... be enthusiastic and relaxed around while idolizing, and of course he wants to out-joke him.

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allophonosaurus: I'm open to watching it but I already have Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime. I'm not subscribing to any more online streaming services. I chose not to have cable for a reason, and I'm not going to reward companies who are trying to push the same flawed, failing cable model onto internet-only consumers ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I fully support this sentiment and would also like to support 1. a well-timed free trial 2. Rabbit 3. ye olde backdoor methods.

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allophonosaurus replied to your photo “The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Deadpool (2012) #17”

did you ever see this bc it's one of my favorite things: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=894XPnoKnZo

Jesus fuck, I had not seen that. Thank you so much. I had a crazy night and only dozed off for about 30 minutes after also only sleeping a couple hours the night before, and this rejuvenated my soul. I suddenly have the energy to go on. I don’t know if this will be less funny when I’m more awake or not but I am living.

“Legally speaking, I am not a murderer-”

“I’m trying to get us all together, to be FRIENDS-”

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allophonosaurus replied to your post “I got on Twitter for the first time in forever and wondered why I had...”

had to look up what GISHWHES was to make sure I wasn't having a fucking stroke reading this post

I participated in GISHWHES several times and I still think I’m having a stroke when I see anything related to it.

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allophonosaurus replied to your photo “The Invisibles (1994) #20 Amazing, I never expected to see a character...”

"rich, masculine aroma" is the grossest phrase I've read today does his coffee smell like Axe Body Spray

I love that of anything I’ve posted from this series, this is the line to get called gross It’s not even something I can relate to; I’ll have to take your word for the smell, lmao. It sounds gross on principle but I have no experience to back that up

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allophonosaurus replied to your post “i’m watching that jude law sexy pope thing because the concept has...”

what's the verdict

watched and ep and a half before i passed out but i’m thinking he’s the exact kind of twisted asshole character i love best,-except he’s the pope??? which is still fucking absurd?? also my fav kind of role to see jude law in, the like drama queen, arrogant, brat that he was made for honestly i love him sm, i think i’m gunna watch the whole thing