#almost puked

[thisdungeonearth]

"dmmd is what got me into double penetration" "that's what the two ds in dmmd are for" "the mm is because you like it"

[mooseonahunt]

My dad just grabbed my wrist and said “you are your father’s daughter” and then got mad when I gagged

[uckytummy]

I almost puked on the bus today just from stubbornly using my phone on the bus when I KNOW that makes me motion sick. Luckily, I stopped before I reached the point of no return.

[dweebball]

idk chief, the it movies were fun, im not gonna lie i enjoyed them, and will continue to enjoy them for the rest of my life. the gay? extra bonus, bill hader is white boy of the month no argument from me, and the found family was nice and the straight romance forced upon me was rough, but isn’t is always

but idk y we need to make a film out of every stephen king book out there, like homeboy writes a book a day, i get it, if ur a boring capitalist bitch who wants 2 make some money, easy peasy u slap 1 of those up and bam u just made a good odd idk 100 mill, but every single 1, huh? wtf is into the tall grass and geralds game, like, what r those, and we’re doing remakes off of the movie versions of stephen king books and shit like that, like cmon now, cmon now don’t any of you want to go bat crazy and do something idk??? new

no hate to homeduder stephen he seems kool and all, kinda looks like horton hears a who down in whoville but christ, christ we’re getting like three of these a year. please, i know netflix is about to remake shawshank redemption with a morgan freeman cameo god i know it i just wanna be free r+e was good enough to last me a whole goddamn century i swear it please

[cherrycokexoxox]

Can anyone tell me why I went ahead and tested my trypophobia? I'm not kidding I wanted to puke.

[frozenhaart]

When you are so ill that you feel like hurling your lungs out...

[lookimsmart]

New feelig to wish upon ur worst enemy, babybell disintegrating as you open it

[jerk-bending]

oh my GOODNESS i tried roasted chestnuts for the first time today and now the Won't Eat list has a new entry