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JB, she/her, adult, queer, 🔞

I'm not engaging with or entertaining bigots

please curate your own online experience

#jerkbitching #use the block button liberally that's what its there for

bebsi-cola

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

bebsi-cola

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

streetkit

goes for soldiers too

dkrltktma

I yearn for jeeko

#the yearning is so real #i love how you draw them

loki-zen

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

mtndewpitchblack

mythosphere

[with barely concealed lust] what the fuck is wrong with him

fishtrouts

Winter’s Chill - Part 3

This is a continuation of the winter’s chill comics Part 1 and Part 2! The links lead to the previous parts :)

translating-posts-into-klingon

le'yo' jar botIvjaj!

Happy pride month!

[lit. May you(pl.) enjoy pride month!]

stra-tek

clarkgriffon

BEST OF BTVS: Rupert Giles — Season Two

rikerxworf

The way to a man’s heart... is through his stomach ♡ (ó ꒳ ò❀)

ID: Six gifs from TNG, showing Riker’s quarters. Worf watches Will cook. As he starts digging in, Will looks at him with anticipation. When Worf looks up to compliment his cooking, Will smiles at him. End ID.

nat-20s

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

nat-20s

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

nat-20s

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

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Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.