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[suffermydevotion]

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[troglobite]

Lorelai, Lupin, and any character of your choosing for the character ask!

thank friend!!! 

lorelai!!!

1: sexuality headcanon - honestly even she probably doesn’t know, it’s just easiest to be like ‘yeah i’m straight’ but tbh she’s probably not even as sexual as she thinks. that whole thing about ‘i just need someone by my side to help take the load and help support me’ is just like screaming light romo queer platonic with whatever sex thrown in. so like. whatever accommodates that. lol

2: otp - her and luke, tbh. he Fucked Up in season six but that was so out of left field i almost refuse to accept it as Complete Reality. and anyway besides him, lorelai and HEALTHY FUCKING BALANCED RELATIONSHIPS and also achieving her dreams. and being respected. by everyone. 

3: brotp - sookie’s the easy answer. so is rory bc Best Buds Mom and Daughter. who else though? michel probs? they’re fun. unexpected fun. (and when emily is being a Good Person, them, bc they’re hilarious when they’re on good terms. which is almost never. but i want things to be Better in the reboot, i’m holding out hope that emily apologizes)

4: notp - christopher FUCK OFF. also not in a romantic/sexual way, but also just keep her parents away from her PLEASE. and like anyone else basically i mean. i’m indifferent on max, tbh. idk why so many people hate him for being ~boring~ or whatever he was okay.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - oh geez um she kept rory out of spite and in order to have an excuse to leave her parents or kind of just force them to be nicer to her, etc. her interest in sex and rebellious activity from a young age is purely to piss off her parents. in adulthood her shitty eating habits aren’t actually that bad (please god it makes me nauseous thinking about it) and she secretly eats the healthy shit luke gives her or like secrets away ~wholesome~ food for rory too. but the problem being that she’s never outgrown her Rebellious phase ALL BECAUSE HER PARENTS FUCKED HER UP. 

6: favorite line from this character - jesus fuck it’d be easier to pick like five from every episode. i literally can’t even parse together a single line right now. um. ohhh i know. season five when emily rushes luke’s and harasses him for not going back to lorelai, even though he already did, and she has to yell at emily to back off and shut up because no one cares what she has to say. FUCK YEAH. if only that’d lasted. 

7: one way in which I relate to this character - constantly feeling like you’re not doing anything even when you overdo shit, trying way too hard with people you just need to let go, blaming yourself for shit that’s not your fault, randomly realizing that shit’s not true in huge bursts of weird anger and bitterness. 

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - GOD THE FOOD. also random homo/transphobic comments that happen maybe twice. but her INCESSANT TALKING AND PUTTING HER FOOT IN HER MOUTH oh god please stop lorelai. 

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - she’s a cinnamon roll with extra frosting and a little bit too much cinnamon. 

lupin!!!!

1: sexuality headcanon - holy shit he’s so gay. like. leans very far towards the ‘into dudes/dude-aligned people’ but is also still multisexual (or like, flux or something; but that gay thing damn that just never leaves lol)

2: otp - sirius. 1000%. i’m so original. i also loooove poly ships with remus. i like him with james as well in poly ships and sometimes lily. (also remus x A HAPPY FUCKING ENDING) 

3: brotp - lily and james both. he and lily are hilariously sarcastic together, and he and james would have Great Fun together. very smart and weird dudes.

4: notp - peter and tonks and like anyone evil or gross or manipulative. 

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - totally jewish. i’ve just grown so accustomed to seeing jewish remus that it’s canon to me now. esp when he literally hails from israel or thereabouts. uh what else. i do appreciate trans remus v much. 

6: favorite line from this character - some interaction with snape, i’m sure. something about the map in book 3. alternatively, him and sirius giving harry girl advice and stories about james in book 5. Fucking Absurd. I Love. 

7: one way in which I relate to this character - quiet-ish but snarky and bookish. very much chaotic or neutral good. essentially Done With Everyone. also would (hopefully) be a fucking kickass teacher.

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - how bad he is at hiding how much he loooooves sirius. other than that, no real secondhand embarrassment. more just frustration with jk rowling about how his story went.

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - a bitter or sourdough flavor cinnamon roll. a complicated beast. lol 

a third character of my choosing!!! i’m just gonna go with taako from taz bc why not lol

1: sexuality headcanon - he’s 1000000% gay as all get out. like so gay. SOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GAY. 

2: otp - kravitz, there is no other choice. though his relationship with klaarg is fucking great. (i wanna see some sazed redemption, too, btw. MORE SAZED. I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS OTP BROTP OR NOTP. also are they nb or a dude, gimme more info justin/griffin)

3: brotp - the remaining two members of tres horny boys! magnus! merle! also angus but in like a cute little really irresponsible uncle/dad kind of way. lol also klaarg i guess. 

4: notp - any of the tres horny boys. also none of the lady characters, they’re all gay as fuck too. 

5: first headcanon that pops into my head - a happily fat wizard who’s fashionable and got game in the most awkward and unbelievably way ever. EXPRESSIVE EARS!!! wears glitter makeup almost constantly. i’m also into that nightmares thing like yes give me struggling taako who uses the power of glitter and gayness (and also literal magic and friendship) to combat that bullshit. also make kravitz hug him and snuggle him.

6: favorite line from this character - oh boy there’s a lot. abra-ka-fuck-you. you shoulda stayed handsome if you wanted to lure me in there. I’M A FULLY REALIZED CHARACTER! FUCK! i’m running around with these two chucklefucks! latched onto me like barnacles! oh boy. oh boy howdy. that is a clammy one. everything he’s ever said to angus, probably. also lots and lots of cool shit from the boston live show stunt spectacular.

7: one way in which I relate to this character - GAY AS ALL GET OUT. also weird and awkward and having a very strange cadence and syntax. being sarcastic and cracking weirdass jokes a lot. 

8: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character - that whole stretch of time where justin was like ‘taako is brilliant but also just a complete dolt’ because i think he’s found the perfect balance now, but for a while there is was like ‘ehhhh idk’

9: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? - ABSOLUTELY both. like not Problematic but ~problematic~ if that makes sense. idk how to phrase this. combine them both in a very nonthreatening way. i mean like taako steals shit all the time, but also teaches ango magic. so like. lol

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just thinking about a bts comeback makes me sob

[withanx]

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