#alsmp smallishbeans

[arty-e]

made a Blaze Boi to distract me from things (design by @devilart2199-aibi )

[alsmp-headcanons]

“Who am I going to breed with?”

…Joel. I am begging you, sir please never say that again.

[thegoodmcytquotes]

Just Oli being bullied in chat again

[jazstudios]

{NOT CANON}

She found a Lepus rabbit!

[em-allay]

It’s almost poetic how Joel’s final life ended with him dying in lava when his first life was being a blaze born.

[pjchatters]

Thinking about Iceling Joel and Goolien Lizzie

Thinking about how Lizzie’s slime body would react to Joel’s ice body

Thinking about how Joel attempts to understand Lizzie’s strange and unique alien language

Thinking about how for the past two origins, Joel was taller than Lizzie, but as an Iceling he is shorter than her

Thinking about how Lizzie can shrink down to his size to give him a kiss

Thinking about how she can still be taller than him even in her smallest size

Thinking about how they’re both transparent and can see through each other

Thinking about how Lizzie’s skin is green, Joel’s favorite color and his previous origin’s skin color

Thinking about how Joel’s skin is blue, making him almost blend in with Lizzie’s biome and them playing hide and seek together

Thinking about how in their previous origins as Giant and Floran, Lizzie can ride Joel, but as an Iceling and Goolien, Joel can ride Lizzie

Thinking about how Joel has no nose, while Lizzie has no lungs, therefore both can go underwater and have an underwater date

Thinking about how they can both climb walls and have a race against each other

Thinking about how they both got origins vulnerable to fire

Thinking about how they both died to lava

Thinking about what could’ve been 

Yes, after all this time I’m still thinking about how cute this pair would’ve been even though they died weeks ago

[localfandomenthusiast]

JOEL'S ALSMP EP 8 SPOILERS

Me: danm Lizzie's next origin ain't even gonna last a full episode lmaoo

Joel: I will avenge my wife's honour

*Dies within 10 mins of being an Iceling*

[weaselpoppy-art]

big guy, medium rare guy, absolutely atrociously tiny guy (getting bullied) (rightfully)