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Im starting to think I see a pattern in the men I go nuts over,and im starting to feel I don't like the pattern
Is anyone else seeing the through line? Or just me...
Magcharl or narles for the OTP? :O
Which one sexts like a straight white boy? charles doesn’t sext like a white boy but his sexting is more like this
Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? @metalitaph and i just watched encanto like. last night. and idk just magnus watching the weirdo uncle get welcomed back into his family with open arms in the context of like Our magcharles and stuff. idk. magnus would have a moment
Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? magnus, and all of his learned helplessness from however long he spends with charles, bc magnus is a lil dumb and likes to be babied
Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? neither of them are the type but also i can just hear “magnus hammersmith if you put your greasy fingers on my glasses one more time i promise you you will regret it”
Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? please imagine charles in the dead of winter, sleeping peacefully until gigantic size 12 feet get shoved in between his legs because “they’re cold charlie 🥺”
Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? they both watch absolutely garbage tv together under the guise of “not having anything else to watch” but get SO INTO IT
Who laughs more during sex? charles started out with nervous little giggles and magnus was deathly serious about it but as time goes on they know like, yknow its fine and relax their own ways and laughter just happens. their bedroom is a giggly one :’)
WHO IS THE LITTLE SPOON? i will once again say magnus because 1) i hc he likes to feel small and protected 2) charles latched onto his back like a koala amuses me
This evening
Aka the most I’ve cried in weeks, ya having to hide more knives, and me not understanding why my brothers being dick. I do and I don’t all at once and that’s making it even fucking worse!
that’s it i’ll never draw a muse prettier than this i’m retiring
Eddie&Buck as Nightwing & The Flash
(Buddie-Birdflash AU)
_svengali
@fbxalistair
in true wonderland fashion, one simple word to describe their friendship with would be mad. absolutely mad. both literally mad and lovely wonderland mad.
her family’s leaning moral alignment lay opposite of the hearts. it’s a wonder they were considered close. but still, there is a reason why they get along so well. cheshires are many things: cunning, coy, catty, a cheat. seraphina —scheming, sly, sneaky, a snake. but one thing is sure, they’re also loyal to the bone towards their friends. with what happened that summer, she should have stopped talking to alistair altogether. stained. but all things mad, she loved.
so even when she hates him more than she has through her entire life, (this year armored with sharp words instead of sassing ones) when she sees his wound, sena is already pulling out the bandages. “you poor fool, who did you offend this time?” she’s sighing, her specially blue bandages sliding around his arm.
but she has miscalculated. it takes only one inkling of a thought, the gnarly red across his skin brings up a reminder. blood. there’s so much red. bloodbloodblood. her hands —what has she done?
sena swallows, fear bubbling like bile up her throat. her smile is nervous, laugh wispy in half humor, half condemnation. “so much like your mother, hurt by those that you make victim.” it’s uncharacteristic. her breath is shallow and hands shaking as they tie the knot around his binding.
I HAVE FUCKED THIRTY SEVEN MEN IN THE ASS... Please don't take that out of context.
Egoraptor
WHAT DO I DO WHEN I AM SO IN LOOOOOOVE WITH YOU I FORGOT WHAT I WANTED TO SAAAYYYY
you move to Minnesota and hug me now
jk.
(but seriously)