#also feat.

[caine-did-nothing-wrong]

I went to an Amazing Digital Circus event over the weekend and felt inspired to do some Caine eye makeup — it was super fun & I loved how it turned out, even tho I wish I’d had more time to get the teeth a bit cleaner 🦷🎩

but since it’s a water-based eyeliner and they screened episode 9 at the event, I knew it wasn’t meant to last. luckily my only red eyeliner just happens to be UV reactive, so under a blacklight my queer tears look sick as hell 🤘

you’d think I’d start to run out of sobbing power by re-watch number I don’t know 7 or 8, but no! that self-destructive egg and the powerful symbolism of Caine in the void both still get me every time 😭

[twoforsticking]

SCF GAME 2 WON IN OT MY CANES

[ehghtyseven]

he is SO unbearably smug (and I am SO unbearably fond)

and the result? a very aggrieved bunts:

[oysters-aint-for-me]

how many times will ianto play fetch before he gets tired??

[alasarys]

Alex Albon and Lando Norris at the 2019 Autosport Awards

featuring:

Alex being a little shit about Lando's suit ("You can tell it's free, because he wouldn't buy that, would he!")

Lando being a little shit about Alex winning rookie of the year ("I won the more prestigious award tonight ...")

Lando being incredibly smug while dunking on Fernando about the Daytona 24 ("Fernando got out the car, we were like P9, P10 or something like that. I went in. I got out. We were P1.")

Alex giving advice about F1 testing ("I crashed on my first day, on my first lap in the car, so don't do that. That's good advice.")

[the-grey-hunt]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Happy Sep Heap AU day! I made the old pigeon man immortal.

Lynne wrinkled her nose. “Why do you call Memry your descendant, and not your niece?” Lynne looked again at Gomez’s age spots. “Or, grandniece?” Though Memry called him Gramps, Lynne remembered that Gomez had once said something about not having any children when Alma asked.     “Because she’s not my grandniece. She’s my descendant.” Gomez set a damp beaker on an ancient drying rack, which they had cleaned first.     “Okay, but she can’t be your great-grandniece, because that’s like four generations of people. You’re not that old.”     “I’m five hundred years old.”     “No you’re not,” Lynne scoffed. “You couldn’t be.”     “I discovered the secret to eternal youth with Alchemie.”     Less certain now, Lynne nonetheless pointed out, “You’re not young, though.”     “It took me a long time to work out the secret.”     Lynne opened her mouth, closed it, and frowned at Gomez. Maybe he was really deadpan when he joked. Or maybe he was serious. Gomez, who had recently passed his five hundred and seventy-fourth birthday (he didn’t celebrate, but kept track for scientific accuracy), did not offer any further evidence one way or another.

[one-of-the-shrimp]

hey chat

[pepperf]

Dudes (non-gender-specific). People. Ladies and germs. Did you adore Ted Lasso? Do you want to see other great things featuring those actors? Did you find Roy more attractive than you first realised? Do you appreciate the humorous subversion of genre tropes as seen in What We Do In The Shadows, or the charming accents and scenic locations of Attack the Block?

If you have answered ‘yes’ to any of these questions, you should go and watch Superbob, stat. It is to superhero movies what The Spy Who Dumped Me is to James Bond.

And come tell me what you thought.