#also magic

[quesocheeso]

OK, so Macaque was born in Mexico, and he speaks Spanish, but how? He's over 1000, right? He should've been born way before the Spanish arrived in Mexico and spread the language.

I know it's a crack AU, so it doesn't need to make sense, but my brain decided not to shut up about it, so I had to ask.

He’s just quirky like that, he has future hearing he probably learned the language way before it even existed lmaooo

Also

NEEEEEEERRRDDDDDDDDD (anyone who gets the reference gold star⭐️)

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

I really need to know, how does having sex with a dragon actually work? Wouldn't you kill the other person?

“Have you not heard of lube?”

[codenamesazanka]

note: his pants changed color because magic and not because i was careless nope.

[t4timekeeper]

elline 🤝 adeline

'line' ending their names(also artists)

theyre artiste!!!!

[purplerose244]

So turns out I'm an idiot

I noticed just now.

JUST.

NOW.

HOW COME I NEVER MADE THE CONNECTION UNTIL NOW???

WHAT IN GAYLEN'S FREAKING CORE??? DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH THEY HAVE IN COMMON AND HOW MUCH THEY WOULD GET ALONG??? AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tao-moonb]

I love a good story with a time complex

[wally-franks-stan]

Here’s dragon Joey

just a short round man

[sexysilverstrider]

GOOOOOOD LOOK AT THIS MAJESTY