Hanuman, to Sita: Why do you put sindoor, Sita ma?
Sita: So my husband gets a long life.
Hanuman: Ouuuuuu.
*The next day*
Sita:
Ram:
Hanuman: What?
Ram: Wha-... why are you all red from head to toe?
Hanuman: *smiling excitedly* It's vermillion, not red. Also, my hair's still black!
Sita: *starts cracking up*












