#also potato

[local-potato-birb]

"Honestly" You're a cute kiwi bird ÙwÚ

Thank !

[egg-tats]

today's pork!

I was browsing my grocerys store meat section, as one does, and found a big ol pork loin, cut thin (I think butterflied is the term? idk) and marked 50% off! so I took that home, made a quick soy sauce based marinade, and let it sit for an hour.

then I grilled it up right good, and it was juicy like shit.

[duckingclouds]

What you do when you have no money for wrapping paper. (or even a paint brush)

[egofan4evr]

I'm pretty sure someone on Whisper replied to me this as an insult, but I wasn't even phased because the background was lovely. 😆💕

[darksidemando]

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A lump of cute

a lump of overly attached idiot

[subjectivejustice-archive]

//Thank you =v=~ And offline~

//HELLO TO NEW AND NOT SO NEW FOLLOWERS~ Thank you for following QvQ I have to go to bed soon, so I won't be able to type a proper greeting message tonight (curse my job), but still saying hello and thank you to y'all~ I'll take some time to type posts tomorrow after work (mostly open, but if someone wishes for something specific just drop me something in my ask box~)! Thank you for the punny night, you really made my crappy day so much better!

//I'll also be getting ready for bed, but I'll be on Skype mobile for a little while before sleeping~ Ninight~

[bendbeyond]

why is elevator boy real where is he right now why is he not in my rm why is he

what if he is in the elvator right now

no

can we just TLAK about this kid like

cute

like picture kitty cat

cute

turn kitty cat into boy

give cool haircut and cute glasses and sweater

ctue

cute

cute

cute

cute

uteus

ucute

scute

ucutes

where he @

i just want to pet his head and touch his hand and kiss his face

why i had to talk 2 him yesterday

now i cant stop thinking abt

what truck

i h8 myself im so bad bad sad mad bad why so bad idk go ask ur dad

i am literal trash 

but i dont feel guilty abt these thoughts tho because he is not a teacher for once in my life he is a real boy like pinochioa and he is my age and cute

cute

can i get cute boy in rom

[dekefitzsimmonsshaw]

I haven't slept in like 28 hours but I'm trying to finish this really amazing Larry Fanfiction that I started last night and I would have been done by now but in the middle of the night/morning my friend Kyle and I decided to start a Potato Farm and spent a lot of time looking up potato videos online and then skyping his friend in Dublin because it was 5 AM here and 11 AM there so he was pretty much the only person awake and then we decided to plan a trip to the UK next year because come on it's the UK and so I spent more time looking up round trip flight costs and hotel costs and then I finally got to read a little bit, and then Kyle was like "Lets go to Bread Co. (Panera)" and at that point it was like 7:30 and we called my friend Ian to see if he was up because we love him and wanted him to come along too and then we all went to get some breakfast and coffee and then we when and bought two potatoes to start our potato farm and we bought some organic plant food so that the potatoes with hypothetically be organic and then we got back around 9:30 and I showed Ian some 1D(Larry) things and felt a lot of intense feels about Harry's tattoo and that lasted for a while and then at around 12 I started reading again and I was only on the 5th chapter and now I'm on the 13th chapter and there are only five more and I just need to finish before sleep but I just killed time typing this and I just need to sort out my priorities.