#also serious

[hisuncontrollableanger]

gonna be so honest y'all if you think I'm a mean person then you've probably done something wrong and pissed me off. I'm so sweet. I read my own messages and I'm like what the heck is this bullshit. my teeth hurt from it. can you imagine how disgusting you need to be to garner a rude response from me? fix yourselves.

[spookymystery67]

My question is, what's the point of the popcorn button on the microwave if I'm not ever allowed to use it?

[karihighman]

Inspired by @ruzek-halstead’s intelligence unit as b99 quotes, so I figured I’d try my hand at it — just w/quotes from The OC (one of my other fave shows):

jay halstead - “i can’t change where i’m from, but i can change where i’m going.”

hailey upton - “i think closure’s overrated. i’m more of a fan of open ended, unrequited love.”

adam ruzek - “it’s fate, it’s destiny. we both like burritos!”

kim burgess - “don’t know. don’t care. just make it classy!”

kevin atwater - “life doesn’t always turn out the way you think it will, huh?”

vanessa rojas - “maybe some people just get lost.”

didn’t mean to make some of ‘em so...real, but then again, the oc was a teen drama. oops. sorry. 🤷‍♀️😬

[screeching-painter-witch]

on this fine evening, lads, gals and nonbinary pals, i would like to share part of my thought process

"i didn't make them laugh? what else is my purpose then?"

i am but a clown and the circus is my home

[thatbeluga]

My kids will never get to experience what it’s like to go to a movie rental store. Or just like, be physically alive in general. Cause like. The world’s on fire. So.

[thegentlecriticfilmreview]

DON'T

watch The Hunger Games/Catching Fire/Mocking Jay when you are on your period the tears will start IMMEDIATELY this is a FACT not a REVIEW

[letsfvckinggo]

I know theres one more period and its only game 2 but no one talk to me about the pens-flyers series.