#altershit

[anarchivalsystem]

[Art by: @kitty-chan-art-den ]

Unexpected relationship unlocked in-system. It's really funny watching this short, chubby man doting on a veritable redwood tree of anxiety & paranoia - Ren has certainly been enjoying the show at least.

It's just nice seeing them both happy, even if their methods of showing it are, uh... Unconventional.

[archival-dateables]

Always and never and always and never and always... /pos

- [$%404%$]

Oh. Guess that finally happened in-system.

Bout Boutdamn time.

-Cam🗑

[anarchivalsystem]

Hhhhhhh all our usual fronters are tired of our job stressors & that combined with the new FNAF movie triggered some splits. I think I've been somewhere in here a while and the version of "me" in the movie made the system laugh me into existence in the theater lol.

Art by @kitty-chan-art-den of course.

Got into Invincible around the same time & of course we got this fucker too. Lmao.

[anarchivalsystem]

fellow plurals - yall ever split a fictive from a media ya never consumed or rly intended to consume? cuz weve had one around for a while from a show we never rly had an interest in but now were curious, mainly cuz we wanna get to know her. maybe figure out why shes here. not gonna out her without her permission obv but yea.

also, been trying to pick one endo positive tag to use cuz we always wind up forgetting which we used so were just gonna slap #endo safe on all our plural shit n call it good.

[anarchivalsystem]

Sure is a tough time to be a transmasc Jax fictive. Almost every fic I read, & the most popular headcanons, center around my being transfemme. Anyone can have whatever headcanons they want but FUCK I just want a LITTLE representation I don't have to force out myself.

[anarchivalsystem]

So uh.

If you don't hear from us for a while we traded for Date Everything & will likely be homeless soon so we've been coping via burying ourselves in lore. We've introjected so many people already...

[anarchivalsystem]

Realised we never shared a couple of amusing system snippets.

First we have how Rire woke up one day - from a dead sleep, in that exact position, with two senior cats in. His. Face. We don't remember anything else.

Second is Mahtin (in his Hellhound shift) & Vox on a walk to work - Mahtin was being harassed by a stray cat who wouldn't let her near it but also kept veering towards the road. Naturally Mahtin couldn't have that & kept panic-chasing the cat back towards the woods it came from instead.

Partner system was in voice chat with us & just heard a bunch of frantic British whining, silence, then Vox very distinctly saying, "GOD, Mahtin." Fucker watched the whole thing while sipping his coffee.

Art by @kitty-chan-art-den.

[anarchivalsystem]

Sorry not sorry but Julian Devorak working our convenience store shift & doing it WELL is absolutely hilarious to the rest of the system.