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“Ha ha funny. Very grown up of you.”
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“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.” [NOT SORRY]
“Ha ha funny. Very grown up of you.”
yours is the best name gif ever. you win
WHERE’S THE PRICE I WANT IT!!!!!! I don’t even know who that woman is or who she’s talking about but damn I definitely wasn’t expecting that!!! 😂😂
I LOVE YOU AND THAT LANDLADY IS A BITCH IF I COULD I WOULD BEAT HER UP AND GET YOUR MONEY BACK BUT I CANT CAUSE THAT WOULD COST A LOT OF MONEY TO FLY OVER THERE AND THEN I WOULD HAVE TO DO LOTS OF PACKING CAUSE I KNOW I WOULD STAY THERE FOR A WHILE BUT YES I WOULD DO IT IF I COULD.
// *Huggles* Thanks, sweetie. I’m too cowardly/anxious of a person to dare to fight things by myself & she gave no indication there would be any problems like this. I understood she might take maximum of half of the deposit to cover any carpet cleaning and an accident we admitted with some ink that leaked from a printer, but my family helped me clean that house, we loved and lived in it and it was a cobbled piece of crap as it was.. and she’s got the fucking nerve to withhold £620.
aluzkarou-multimuse
“Listen, just tell me who you are - what you are - and we can move on with our lives, alright? I don’t want any trouble.”
starter for alu
Bucky liked dancing. He really did. He also liked Alu – of course he did, they were best friends.
But he also liked his job as a bartender on the dance club, and he liked the cash even better, and that was the only reason he hadn’t broken that asshole’s nose yet.
The moment his shift was over, he slapped Clint’s ass with the rag (getting his own slapped back) and was walking up to Alu and the guy who wouldn’t back the fuck off with the world’s biggest grin on, that had maybe a little more teeth than necessary.
“Hi, honey”, he said to her, before snaking his hands to hold her by the waist and kissing her.
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“You really thought that would work?”
Wendell Bray from Bones >_<
(If I was a fictional character, who would I be?)
[#10 points for reasoning behind your decision]
//I have literally no idea who that is so I don’t know if that’s a good thing or not, but thank you c: