#always funny

[nortism]

i love it when les mis fic writers include the historical figures mentioned in the book in their modern aus, like why is napoleon the bus driver?!

[melodious-oblivion]

For all the talk about Sonny fighting I think preventing Kristie from fighting half the Colombian team is up there with the hottest thing she’s done. Something about the hand on the chest and the “absolutely not” attitude.

The Kronnett girlies were on one with that.

That whole sequence of events was insane. First of all, HATCHY started that shit! And then you had Kelley have to come in to grab Trinity because she was looking like she may be about to start something, and Kristie was still in the middle DEFINITELY about to start something so then Sonnett had to grab her and get her about as far away as humanly possible while Mal looks at the situation and just says ‘fuck this’ and walks away. As a treat there were also the incredible reactions of Howell, Horan, and Rose on the bench. Heritage.

[feetbelowthesea]

summer in the city

[fuckingguide]

love when I see a new therapist for the first time and I give them the usual summary of my upbringing and the emotional roller coaster that were the last 3 years of my life and they hit me with the "thank you for being so open and honest, that must have been so difficult". ma'am this is me containing myself so I don't take up the whole session talking about what happened. I can overshare with anyone about anything at any time. if you saw my vent posts on tumblr you'd hurl.

[pirin-tablet-remedy]

[fafodill]

A popular tumblr post was made with this part a while back, but I can't find it rn :-:

I wonder if someone wrote a fic just because of that line. Someone must have. Feel free to drop a link if you got the goods.

Also I can't resist linking again the 10 most kinky and less kinky characters in HP because I absolutely adore it and this line is featured.

And just so you know, Ron ejaculates too:

“We’re not going to use magic?” Ron ejaculated loudly. (OotP)

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

A TikTok of Miles and Gwen doing a TikTok dance together and half way through Hobie kicks in the door so hard it flies open and slams into the wall and he saunters through with a bag of Cheetos before stopping, seeing their setup and goes 'and what the bloody hell are you two doing 🤨😐'

And the two of them are standing there like

Miles is like '...a TikTok dance???'

'...fuck is that supposed to be???'

And they're trying not to die from the embarrassment because getting caught doing a TikTok is one thing but having to explain TikTok dances to the coolest dude you know is another

They try and he's like 'bit bizarre, innit? just do your own dance???'

And they're like 'no Hobie youre not getting it but the two of us have no idea how else to explain 😭'

[fisticuffy]

Heh heh nice