#am funny

[fishybehavior]

Random villain: *pours glass of water on the floor*

Kai & Jay: *uncontrollably sobbing*

[ventismybitchboy]

A list of my favorite ships

- H.L. Hunley - The Mayflower 😳 - USS Constitution  - Battleship USS Maine (I don’t care if it’s problematic it works 😩) - HMS Victory 

[jamandroller]

They see me scrollin

They hatin

Patrolling they tryin to catch me likin dirty

NSFW ban

They purgin

[nintendork135]

A new art series, drawing FNAF characters as Animal Crossing villagers!

[glittergummy]

Me: *calls Oscorp at 2 in the morning*

Underpaid Oscorp Front Desk Worker: Yes, Ma’am?

Me: Hello, yes, can I speak to a scientist?

Underpaid Oscorp Front Desk Worker: I’m sorry?

Me: *holding up a jug of Globulin Green to look at*

Me: Well, I drank a gallon of Globulin Green all the way down to the bottom of the label, AND NOW I’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE HARRY OSBORNS

Underpaid Oscorp Front Desk Worker: Ma’am, you’re not suppose to ingest that much Globulin Green at once-

Me: Well it tasted like candy to me!

[highpriestofmorrigan]

There's 400 of you following this sideblog and y'all are way more active than the ones my main blog (@cispicious) and I wanna thank you.

Y'all see me going crazy ten times a week because the spirit world thinks I'm ready for whatever they're trying to show me and yet you're still here likely thinking to yourselves, "nah he's just vibing."

Thank you for still being here. Hope my descent into madness helps ya learn something cool!

- Arcadian

[twinkluvr67]

[nightsblessed]

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