Ok this used to be my au list, but since its super out of date I’m going to add some stuff and make this my opening card!
Hi I’m Evan/Fishy, and this is my silly lil ninjago blog. It’s also my main blog so while its mostly Ninjago there are an abundance of other posts here! I like doodling and writing and having fun and making silly stories and creating angst >:]
blorbos are Kai and Jay (the skrunkly guys)
some tags you may want to know.
for my fics: #my fics , #my writing
my art tags: #doodle , #doodles , #my art
I talk about stuff that happens in life and share photos i use the tag: #evan has a life
under the read more i will have a list of some of my au’s, the list is not complete sorry about that.
AU list
AU’s with a ! next to them have nothing written for them, but I’m always down to talk about any of these.
Evil Siblings AU: Kai and Nya are raised by Krux and are trying to take over Ninjago
White Coats: Jay and Kai get kidnapped by doctors and get experimented on
Killer Kai: Kai is a serial killer and is a jerk about it
Elementals AU: The ninja’s powers are sentient beings that try to help them, but no one can see them.
! Here We Are in The Future: The main 4 (or 5) somehow go to the future and see how their lives are like
Acronix’s Redemption: Acronix is good boi, and he knew all the ninja’s parents. Angst ensues
Kiddos: Ninjas are children, and Nya doesn’t like being the big sister. AKA reliving childhood drama
Carità del Destino: Cole works in his family restaurant, but he cant cook. He’s forced takes a cooking class and makes some friends/enemies?
! Law&Order: Kai is being framed for a crime, and the only one who believes him is his defense lawyer (or police profiler idk) Zane.
How he Got his Soul: (completed au) Basically Zane reveals exactly how he got his powers.
! Marching band au (working title): The boys plays in da band, and its chaotic.
Fishy AU: A dark presence has fallen over the ocean. There is something hunting a great power that can only be controlled by the power that's held in the descendants of the ancient sea witches.
The Prince and the Gecko: Evil Twink Jay, and Zane kisses a gecko. After being offered a deal, Zane falls into a new world of magic and curses, as he tries to break the curse of a talking gecko.
Whoops all avatars: There's been a mess up, now the avatar is one of three firebenders (Kai, Lloyd, or Jay). Who is it, and can they handle it?
! Green means love: The power of the green ninja is the love the core four have for each other. FLUFF
! Lightning potato/g force Jay: Jay is a guinea pig. (with @anxiousworm)
Thceif [Thief au]: Jay is a criminal thief called BLACKOUT
Pack sticks together: The ninja’s are onis and refugees in Ninjago, trying to survive, and also messing around with human technology
Little bro Kai: Kai is Nya’s little brother, :P
Guitar Jay: Jay is a magically guitar that turns into a person. made with @lennon-cuddlywump (Techno au)
SOG Kai: After getting lost in the time vortex Kai ends up with the SOG several years younger and with no memory.
Robot ninja’s: Instead of people, the ninjas are robots built to host the awesome powers of the elemental masters
Celestial au: The ninja’s are celestial incarnation of their powers
Non Bender au: LoK au, where all the ninja’s are in the world of avatar, but none of them are benders.
Assassins au: the ninjas are assassins with Lloyd being their boss
Oni Soul au: Basically Lloyd finds the part of his soul that was split from him at birth.
Horizion Zero Dawn au: Kai accidentally gets a focus implanted into his brain and now must help a scrappy team save the world
Cats au: Warrior cats au. They do have powers, its pretty fun/wild
littol ninja’s au: The ninjas are each about 4-5 inches tall and act about 4-6 years old. They are being watched over by a kind person who finds them until they can figure out what is happeneing.
Racer Kai: Kai is a professional racer who is dating his mechanic Jay. Race fast and win
Storm Twins: Movie au, where Jay and Morro are twins. Morro is on the secret ninja force but Jay is not and he doesn’t know either.
elemental masters: Basically a reimagining of ninjago. Changed the magic system too (no tag yet for this au)
hybrid au: Hybrid people are being eperimented on, and Kai, a caretaker, has had enough and breaks out four hybrids, Cole, Jay, Zane, and Lloyd
bizzarro adoption: The bizzarro get adopted by Sensei Garmadon, and work on healing their unhealthy relationships to each other.
not seeing a lot of people on here talking about ICE murdering another man yesterday. His name was Lorenzo Salgado Arajou. He was a Mexican man living in Houston Texas. He was killed at age 52 and lived the past 35 years here in the USA, and was in the process of obtaining a work permit. He was shot and killed during a traffic stop that ICE claims was part of a targeted operation, and claimed he was “weaponizing his vehicle”- the same claim ICE agents made when they shot and murdered Renee Good.
During the stop, Lorenzo had 3 coworkers with him in his truck who have all been taken into ICE custody.
His family described Lorenzo as a hardworking family man who didn’t deserve to be killed. All he wanted was to provide for his wife and see his sons become great people. His eldest son recognized his father by his cries and pleas when trying to identify who the victim was.
The Salgado Araujo family has set up a gofundme to help with funeral and legal costs, and to help keep their family supported since Lorenzo was the sole provider.
On the morning of July 7, 2026, Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was ta… LULAC Institute, Inc. needs your support for In Loving Memory of Lorenzo Salg
being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit
Without fail, every time a woman is talking about how she does not want to have children and never wants to be pregnant and how medical professionals, romantic interests and family members keep trying to bulldoze her decision and keep expecting her to change her mind because motherhood is something that is expected of all women and it is abhorrent to think a woman could not desire it, a random mother spawns in the comments to be like “Well, actually, you never know! I didn’t want children and then I got pregnant and I realized I love being a mama and I have five little babies now! Could happen to you! 🥰”
Sister, keep that to yourself or make your own goddamn post, you are ignoring that woman’s central concern and belittling her, you don’t even think you’re doing it. Formerly childfree women who ended up having children and loving it are like detransitioners in the sense that there is nothing inherently wrong with changing your mind about having children or realizing you were mistaken about your gender identity but immediately weaponizing your indecision to tell people that the barriers to healthcare and the violations of their bodily autonomy and the way society ignores that person’s wishes is actually okay because you were wrong. Some people do know themselves.
the thing is that for all its supposed faults, i would take this brand of 90s utopian globalism over whatever the fuck we’ve been doing for the last 10 years in a heartbeat
