A few people,
Have been asking why I posted the pic of Storm (my Blue Nose Pit) with such an odd caption. Well apparently someone decided to go through my tumblr photos of my dogs and then send me a lovely anon. Ranting how my dogs are the worst breed there is and how I’m incredibly stupid to own two let alone one. So I posted the picture and deleted the anon. Well I got another one. So let me tell you about my incredibly vicious, lethal and evil dogs. Because trust me when I say, they’re more scared of you than you are of them, I’m being serious. Now these are two pits who will bark at everything. My husband and I included. Storm sounds like she’s 200lbs and will rip your arm off. But she’s the one who will lay down and wait for belly rubs. Yeah she’s real mean. She needs to lay on me, even though she weighs the same as me. She believes she is still small enough to fit in my sweatshirt pocket (this is how I carried her around as a puppy). Cooper has narcolepsy. He’s going to bark at you, and then drop to the ground and pass out. Oh yeah he’s real mean. He looks like stuffed sausage. He’s over weight and loud. He barks like a raptor, it’s his form of talking to you. He likes to sleep, and by sleep I mean, I can lay on top of him and he doesn’t even budge. But he will wake to the slightest sound of a bag opening. He knows food and will wake for it. This also maybe why he’s over weight but I plead the fifth on this. They pout when you won’t share your snacks with them. No literally will pout. But they’re also terrified of the water delivery, they stand in the sun room (the farthest room from the front door without being out of sight) and bark and do the panic dance as the jugs get set down. We believe its the jugs they don’t like, as they run away from them when we move them. But spend the next twenty minutes after the guy leaves, sitting on you to make sure you are okay. Please don’t tell me my dogs are vicious, when I can tell you that your dog is more like to attack someone before mine is. Mine are more than likely to drop to the ground waiting for belly rubs or run away than attack you. So please before you send me stupid things like my dogs are mean and untrustworthy, think twice cause I’ll attack you before my dogs do. Don’t insult my babies, or I’ll start insulting you. Till than, tomorrow I’ll be spamming photos of my babes. As I’ll be at my moms all day with them. So get ready. Hope y’all enjoy. Haha.