Stormlight Characters! Adolin and Kaladin are dating! How do you react?
Previously, we imagined how characters would react if Kaladin & Shallan were dating. But what if it were instead Adolin & Kaladin? (And don’t worry, poly shippers, the full trio will eventually come!)
Shallan: ...
Shallan: Well, my ex may be dating my crush.
Shallan: But neither of them are secretly an assassin who poisoned me!
Shallan: I think my dating game is getting better!
Dalinar: I knew what I was risking when I hired a hot bodyguard for my sons.
Dalinar: ..to be honest, I thought it would be Renarin.
Syl: Well...Adolin may be a shardbearer...but he can also bully Kaladin into going out...
Syl: Yeah! I’m on board!
Maya: [slowly gives a thumbs up]
Renarin: I’m so happy that you’ll be part of Bridge Four now too, brother!
Jakamav: A highlord? Dating a darkeyes??
Jakamav: Er...a darkeyed Knight Radiant, I guess? Or does that make him a lighteyes? Sometimes?
Jakamav: THE SOCIAL SYSTEM IS IN SHAMBLES
Moash: I can’t believe Kaladin is dating a lighteyes!
Moash: [deep breath] Unchained...unchained...unchained...
Amaram: I have to take credit for this.
Amaram: If I hadn’t forged Kaladin, he never would have become the sort of man who could stand beside Adolin.
Amaram: Why is everyone looking at me like that?
Sadeas: Sure, if Adolin wants to date my former bridgeman slave, I guess it’s his reputation to ruin.
Ialai: (murmuring) That line would play better before the youth became a Knight Radiant and saved everyone.
Sadeas: I know! I know!
Hesina: Our son is practically a highlord now! And to think we thought Laral was his only chance!
Lirin: (muttering) Still a waste of surgery skills.
Sigzil: Kaladin leaping into an arena to fight off four other men to get Adolin suddenly feels...symbolic.
Skar: Nice, Captain! Now you’re extra manly like Drehy!
Zahel: Well, maybe they’ll BOTH bother me less, now.
Zahel: ...or will they bother me TOGETHER?
Zahel: Did I just become homophobic?
Lewshi: A Windrunner? Dating someone who cannot fly?
Lewshi: I suppose Kaladin could carry him. In some sort of harness.
Navani: I could make that!
Adolin: AUNT NAVANI NO
