Rosharans Watch "Legally Blonde"
As requested by @sankta-wraith :)
I already imagined what it would be like if Rosharans were obsessed with Mean Girls. But what would they think if they were able to watch Legally Blonde?
1. Dalinar and Jasnah (What? they read Way of Kings together)
Dalinar: I just don't think I understand it. Dalinar: How is it inspiring for a woman to get into a university? Dalinar: I'm more curious about how her ex-boyfriend managed it. Dalinar: He could surely read, and yet, he didn't seem the type to defy gender norms... Jasnah: We live in a world that places undue stock in eye color. You don't think there are worlds where hair color is the same? Dalinar: So in this world, blondes are the underclass? Jasnah: That seems to be the implication. Jasnah: I would love to delve into the history of that. Dalinar: [Lost in thought, imagining a world where all of the Bridgemen were blond and fashionable] Dalinar: A strange world indeed...
2. Adolin, Shallan, Kaladin
Adolin: Beeend, and snap! Shallan: Nice. Shallan: Beeend, and snap! Adolin: That would DEFINITELY work on me [They both look expectantly at Kaladin] Kaladin: You both paused the movie for fifteen minutes to practice the "bend and snap." You really need me to do it too? Adolin: Yes. Shallan: Demand, really. Kaladin: FINE [Kaladin stands up, bends over, and "snaps" upright. His hair flips upwards with him, truly majestic] Adolin: Wow.... Should have known you'd be the best at it... Shallan: Don't even need to fight wars... Can just send Kaladin out to seduce the enemy... Kaladin: ...Let's just get back to the movie.
3. Bridge 4
Sigzil: All I'm saying, this is a movie about law and procedures. Lopen: No one wants a movie to have MORE forms! Sigzil: Well, for one thing you're wrong about that, but all I'm saying is... Teft: Might have been a bit boring, lad, if they had just whipped out a form. Sigzil: First of all, how dare you, but also--if they just had a "Gay or European" form, then the whole scene would be been so easily resolved! Rock: But it might then have lacked some...oomph. Sigzil (muttering): For a movie that started with an extended narrative about an exam, I just expected more.
4. Nale and Lift
Lift: Did you watch that movie I recommended?? Nale: ... Nale: Ah, yes...the move you recommended... Nale: ...I was certainly glad that...her blondness was legal. And not illegal. Nale: As illegal blondness would be difficult for one such as I to endorse. Lift: YOU DIDN'T WATCH IT AT ALL DID YOU
5. Gavinor and Navani
Gavinor: [staring dispassionately as only a 5-year-old can stare] Navani: Did you like the movie? Gavinor: It was okay. Gavinor: ... Gavinor: After Warner humiliated Elle, all that happened was...he graduated and didn't get a job? Navani: What did you want to happen? Gavinor: Roasted alive while wearing the bunny costume from the Halloween scene? Navani: ... Gavinor: Was that the wrong answer?
6. Szeth and Nightblood
Szeth: Do you think that if I had a small dog that could be carried around in a bag and that could fetch friends when I was in trouble--do you think that would fix me? Nightblood: Yes. Nightblood: And I think...that I am that dog! Szeth: ... Szeth: Do you want me to get a frilly bag to carry you around in, Sword-Nimi? Nightblood: I thought you'd never ask!
7. Sadeas & Ialai
Sadeas: This woman--she wears pink as though it is the livery of her house. Sadeas: She commits to fashion and style, even in the face of those who would put her down for it. Ialai: Personally, I like how she took down her enemies by outmaneuvering them, taking advantage of information that only she possessed. Sadeas: If we had had a daughter, I'd want her to be just like Elle Woods... Ialai: Me too...
