#amazon adventures

[theanonymousninja247]

My toxic trait is that I genuinely think I could be friends with Damian Wayne 😶

[lunala8368]

huh

what is this??

[adderallfrogs]

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[faintlyof]

So I’m back on the hunt for a mask that doesn’t squash my nose so I just go to amazon and type マスク 立体 and apparently this isn’t how you’re supposed to look for the 3D type face masks? 

Ohhhhh omg I just got it...Sort of...But anyways I’m pretty sure I’ve used this exact search parameters before but okay, this time...

Your search "マスク 立体" was automatically translated into "メッシュ立体体用." 

And like why was it translated to that anyway? It translated Japanese to Japanese???

The first result is literally a condom that I thought was a dildo at first. Like it’s fully...veined out and full and penis-y. I was thinking, what does that have to do with masks but then I realized I basically entered “mask standing type” and I guess condom makes a bit more sense...Still. >> I guess I need to change the word order. ツ

[wacky-hatter]

So I have gathered the most expensive dolls on amazon.

At number one we have

Ivory Ice Crystals! At 210 dollars! Plus almost 6 dollars in shipping! No surprise, seeing as she’s a collectors item.

At number two we have

Sand E Starfish! At $175 + 5.44 in shipping. Price is sorta understandable, since she’s the last one in stock, but goddamn

And finally, at number three we have

Furry Grrrs-A-Lot! At $130 and free shipping! You could say the price is understandable, but her mini is selling at fourty dollars on here, so hmmm

[wacky-hatter]

So who wants to give me 130 dollars?

[wacky-hatter]

THERES A LITTLE BAH PEEP DOLL ON AMAZON GOING FOR 90 DOLLARS. THE GOLDIE LUXE (Who is a collectors item) IS LESS THAN THAT.

[awellboiledicicle]

On the off chance you all thought i was fucking with you about those lamp numbers.