The Anonymous Ninja

“If there is anything virtuous, lovely, or of good report or praiseworthy, we seek after these things." Doing my best to make this blog a safe place for every kind of folks. Y'all are more than welcome here!🧡 P.S. The only thing minor about me is my minor inferiority complex. But HAY, life like me, is growth in progress🤙🏼🌱 Picture credit belongs to @derpytiles

[theanonymousninja247]

✨🌎🧡Organized Chaos🧡🌎✨

Wasabi friends! Jayus is the name and being aggressively affectionate is my game! A very warm welcome to my crazy, but charming, little corner of Tumblr.

If you chose to therefore interact with me please be warned that you WILL be loved and appreciated once I’m done with you.

That is both a threat and my promise ~✨🧡

I really do enjoy chatting with people because words of affirmation are my love language in the fact that words in fact affirm me as a person. So please do come in and feel free to share your words with me.

Tags to keep this somewhat organized

~ #just being jayus: Jayus is an Indonesian word meaning, “A joke so poorly told that you can’t help but laugh.” Figured if anything would sum up my life, that would be it. This will be used to tag any stories or thunks that have to do with me and my wild hayride thing I call life. ~ #serendipity247: Serendipity is a word meaning “the occurrence and development of events by chance in a happy or beneficial way.” I’m always on the look out for the little things that make me happy and this tag will be used to do just that. Will mostly include most of my art reposts. ~ #good to know: The random things that tickle my fancy and I find useful or will find useful in some form or fashion. ~ #doing this ugly and scared: My motto for life as I try to encourage myself to break out of my comfort zone and my unfortunately unhealthy perfectionistic mindset. It is my hope to share things in a safe environment in an attempt to help inspire others to share what’s close to their heart

~ #pretty random turtle thunks: Y’all are never going to believe this, but sometimes, and only sometimes as I am only a VERY casual TMNT fan, I think about turtles and I have ideas.

~ #Raph🧸❤️, #Donnie🤔🟪, #Leo✨💠, #Mikey🎨🧡: As this will mainly be a TMNT fan blog these tags will be associated with said turtles in reblogs and original posts ~ #jayus’s jammie jams: Just some songs that inspire me to some degree or another and I will get to creating because of it. One day. Maybe. No promises. Till then, just vibe with me.

[theanonymousninja247]

How's your cosplay coming along? Or have you finished?

Heh…so…about that 😅 School got out and summer program started at my occupation, and so I have been absolutely SWAMPED with things to do and projects necessary for my kiddos.

Unfortunately have had little to no free time WHATSOEVER. Have had to revert to revenge bedtime just to get som effective alone time.

THAT BEING SAID! Slow and steady win the race, so I’m on my way. Eventually 😅

I did ask my grandpa (who is a legit cowboy) if he had any leather softener to see if I could still help stretch out the jacket. Because trying to sleep with it, cut off my circulation 😅 So we no likey that.

But thank you for reminding! I’ll need to rescue some of my cardboard boxes so I can work on OP’s mask instead!🧡

[invertedr]

So my friend is a total dork and likes a show for children as any completely sane and rational adult does! (I love you @theanonymousninja247 Im only jking.............. slightly........ :3)

[theanonymousninja247]

EVERYBODY SHUDDAP AND LOOK AT DIS (affectionately of course and always)

I HAVE RECEIVED FRIEND ART AND IT IS GLORIOUS! AND YOU SHALL BEHOLD IN ITS SPLENDOR WITH ME!

And yes I am a dork. ADORKABLE BABY and proud of it! You knew I was weird when you met me @invertedr, you can only blame yourself for sticking around 😆🧡

[theanonymousninja247]

YOU have a GReat OBSESSION with RatChet

Who? Me?

I wouldn’t necessarily call it an obsession quite yet 😅…

He’s just one of the characters who make me inexplicably happy for whatever weird reason, and I’ve never really been good at keeping quiet about things I love. *le shrug* Ask any of my friends, I’m like the most enthusiastic cheerleader ever. ✌🏼😗😎 Especially when he reminds me of one of my most favorite people ever ✨ My GrAnDpA✨ (gotta love the “I don’t care, but I’ll show up anyway” kind of flavor they share 😆🙌🏼)

That being said, I’m glad you dropped in and my little corner of aggressive affection didn’t scare you away. All are welcome and I sincerely hope good things come back your way today. Thanks for the ask!

[vincentbishoppp]

"Nightmare Inspiration" AHH warlord

[theanonymousninja247]

The way I legit CACKLED outloud at seeing this.

Apparently the true strength of a Decepticon lies in the sass stored in the hips.

BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY DO IN FACT LIE

get it? Because Deception? A Falsehood? Shakira? anyone?

[theanonymousninja247]

Plant

Me: *mentioning to a coworker how much I respect that she has actively living plants in her preschool classroom, bemoaning the fact that since I have traveled so much in the past year I don’t feel mentally stable to take care of any plants*

Said Teacher who is old enough to be my mother and everything I aspire to be as a person: *Not even 3 days later, pulls me into her class to give me a small potted plant*

“Now you can become a plant parent. I think you’re ready.” Me: “O-Oh. Ok. Thank you ma’am.”

[theanonymousninja247]

Cosplay

*me with free time thinking about my favorite characters*

Girl. Don’t do it.

I’m not going to do it, girl. I was just thinking about it.

…Girl. I did it.

Sooooo 👉🏼👈🏼 guess who went thrifting and for $33 got all the clothing material to make a lowkey Optimus Prime Cosplay? 😅

I think I might even die my hair just for the fun of it. This is a problem.

SEND HELP

[theanonymousninja247]

I Don’t Know How to Cosplay pt. 1

Figured I might as well make a picture blog to share with y’all because

A: I think I’m funny

B: As encouragement because if little ole me with absolutely NO idea what I’m doing can do it, then so can you.

Or I’ll crash and burn and learn things the hard way, but hey! What else is new? 😅

So anYhOo…

Step 1: Jacket Acquired

Found this beauty at the DI for $8. Crazy awesome right?! Love the dark purpley brown.

It was almost too good to be true. Which…unfortunately it was. 2 small issues. It’s too dark and not red enough for my home boy, OP. As well as being too small for my “build like a truck” shoulders. (Thank youuuuuu, Father)

So after some research both online and asking my actual Cosplay talented friends, the following solution was hatched:

Step 2: Stretch Out Jacket: Stretching Leather (or in my case vynl/polyester mix) was recommended to either

Part of me wants to keep it small, so I can look super buff like the Mech himself, but comfort and practicality are a bit more appealing than my vanity.

A: Get it lightly wet and to wear it so it molds to your body shape

B: Get leather lotion? And apply it on the locations most needed stretching like shoulders and elbows.

As I am both currently cheap, impatient, tired and most importantly touch starved, I decided to kill two birds with one stone, and just wear the jacket to bed tonight.

We’ll see how well being straight jacketed works both for said jacket and for myself when I report back after for step 3.

Wish me luck and good dreams 😆😅🫡

[theanonymousninja247]

Cosplay

*me with free time thinking about my favorite characters*

Girl. Don’t do it.

I’m not going to do it, girl. I was just thinking about it.

…Girl. I did it.

Sooooo 👉🏼👈🏼 guess who went thrifting and for $33 got all the clothing material to make a lowkey Optimus Prime Cosplay? 😅

I think I might even die my hair just for the fun of it. This is a problem.

SEND HELP

[theanonymousninja247]

Teacher Affirmations

*gripping the edge of the bathroom sink as I mutter through gritted teeth*

I’m still a good teacher if kids don’t listen

I’m still a good teacher if my classroom is a mess

I’m still a good teacher if kids fight and cry

I’m still a good teacher because I know I’m trying my best

[theanonymousninja247]

General Conference 2026

Me watching General Conference and hearing the word “transform” multiple times got me like:

“Girl, you keep trying to be an Orion Pax in a world when you’ve been called to be an Optimus Prime. You need to rise to do the good you can only do when you reach your true potential.”

[earthsparked]

Someone leaves a comically giant mousetrap out in a hallway with some nice human food in it and Ultra Magnus has a damn spark attack when he sees a bunch of humans gathered around it trying to figure out how to get the stuff without getting caught.

Once we get the food, we are going to rig the trap to go off and put it where Rodimus will step on it

[theanonymousninja247]

Now may I offer this additional take on glue traps:

Ratchet and his monthly check up with the crew’s most delightful little angelic human like:

AKA we’re stubborn and we very much like to do things ourselves 😆 To this most “caring” bedside manner of such a beloved medic, I’m sure us most patient and forgiving humans would retaliate by showing Ratchet the wonderous world of glitter bombs. That meaning, he will now be haunted by our trails ever. waking. second. of. every. single. day. No matter how FuRIoUsLy tries to do so, just like the ever formidable glue trap, with the glitter bomb.

There is no escape. Only prayers that your patience will outlast your sanity before the glitter overtakes you.

(nod the comic by @imagine-darksiders)

[theanonymousninja247]

⛑️ Medic ⛑️

EVERYBODY SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THIS

itsratchetitsratchetitsratchetitsratchetRATCHET

ITS 100% RATCHET (and future Leo too if you squint) LoOk Me In ThE eYe AnD tElL mE iM WrOnG

[theanonymousninja247]

Words of Affirmation

Me when I have the startling realization that

If AnY other person, any other mech, were to dare ATTEMPT to call me a “Good Girl”

I would legit go feral in an instant, like “I’ll go STRAIGHT up your nose!” Lorax business but with a knife. Full on “YoU dO NOT cAlL mE tHaT!” Murderous strong independent women vibes.

However, if Ratchet oh ho, Ratchet my most adored grumpy old mech in the history of EVER, were to call me that?

I’d immediately go “I’m sat” with my personal EM field goes 100% happy puppy tornado tail mode like “Yes! I am good. I can be so good. Look how good I can be!!!”

Realizing exactly what that entails both psychologically and attachment communicative styles about me and being strangely ok with that

[imagine-darksiders]

Ratchet who complains about how chatty you are, but he’s the first one to notice when you stop talking as much, and it doesn’t take long before his concern curiosity gets the better of him and he tries to be casual as he asks, “Did something happen today? You’re uncharacteristically quiet.”

[theanonymousninja247]

Everybody shUDDAP I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN SUMMONED! This is straight up my calling in life. With Ratchet. Specifically.

[theanonymousninja247]

Ratchet

HALP! I’m crying at dis cute old mech!

Look how animated and excited he is to see how the kids (his) projects did with his supervision!😭🙌🏼❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹🩺📈

Like this is a full bodied half curved CrOuCh! Full blown optics, hands gestulicating in full swing, leaving his core WIDE open, with a (gasp) A FULL SMILE?!! Ratchet’s THAT excited. Somebody get this medic some students pronto! He needs to be let loose to do drugs enrichment (if you know you know. We don’t talk about it🙈) And by that he needs to teach to be happy! Also had this revelation with my friend @deathdove the other day about Ratchet’s personality:

call out to @imagine-darksiders if you ever needed any further evidence that you nailed his character in your last story with him 🫡😆🧡

[theanonymousninja247]

Support

How it feels when you’re the one teacher who is confident enough in her boundaries, not to let authority challenging children walk over her, especially when they respond to firm boundaries (AKA the word no) with aggression and violence:

“Aight, kiddo lemme show you the alphaBET.”

~Mizz Hei-Hei

[justalittlelogophile]

Gentle

“Be strong enough to be gentle.” ~Peter Cullen (Optimus Prime)

Inspired by my very talented friend @theanonymousninja247 recent art post.

White and Untraced version included, for I can not decide which one is more in character.

[theanonymousninja247]

BRO. SHUT UP. YOU DID NOT.

You can’t just come in here and flipping draw Cybertronian like that and run away to your little poetry hidie hole and expect to get away with it!

GET BACK HERE AND LEMME LOVE YOU!

Also? FIRE coloring! The ombre with the sharpie is incredible👌🏽

You would enjoy the cipher, you adorkable nerd. 😆🙌🏼🧡