#americanon

[teethkid67]

when i was growing up there was a trailer a few doors down and the owners always left the door unlocked and open. the neighboorhood kids were always allowed inside and they had really good snacks. the weird thing was that they didnt have kids. it was just some random couple that had an endless supply of fudgcicles. they had an xbox we would play on and an alexa that was always playing despacito. always. 100% of the time without a doubt. despacito.

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okay im kind of obsessed w them . fudgecicles i literally havent thought about fudgecicles in AGES

heres baby bptommy eating a fudgecicle on somebodys front porch

[judgingbooksbycovers]

Americanon: An Unexpected U.S. History in Thirteen Besteslling Books

By Jess McHugh.

Design by Vi-An Nguyen.

[blodeuweddschild]

About the boy scouts/girl scouts dichotomy. Doing "boyish" stuff is not the only option for young boys. The girl scouts are open to all genders while the boy scouts only allow cisgender boys and cishet men into their organization. Also, the girl scouts don't only do feminine things. They also have badges for public speaking, activism, and other empowering activities to help the community. -- Americanon

Oh? So what I got is Girl Scouts is good, accepting and empowering while Boy Scouts is misogynistic, transphobic and homophobic (I think???)

[tavs-kin-korner]

CAWWWWWW 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🏈🏈🏈🏈💥💥💥 hope youre doing well :]

- americanon

tHANK YOU, aMERICANON!! i'M DOING GOOD, aND i HOPE YOU ARE AS WELL! }:3 💥💥

V

[Thank you, americanon!! I'm doing good, and I hope you are as well!]

[tavs-kin-korner]

not american? well that can always change... YEEEEHAW

-americanon

aMERICANON TAKEOVER,,, nOBODY IS SAFE FROM BECOMING aMERICAN!!! /SILLY

V

[Americanon takeover... Nobody is safe from becoming American!!! /silly]

[tavs-kin-korner]

stars?! red white and blue?! CAWWW 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲 🇺🇲

-americanon

aMERICANON!?!? 💀💀💀 tHAT WAS TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL, bUT THIS IS HILARIOUS, 🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥 (i'M MARKING THIS ANON ON MY LIST BTW, yOU ARE NOW AMERICANON FOREVER, /SILLY /NSRS)

V

[Americanon!?!? 💀💀💀 That was totally unintentional, but this is hilarious. 🦅🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥 (I'm marking this anon on my list btw, you are now americanon forever. /silly /nsrs)]

[teethkid67]

OH MY GOD i just rememerd that one time me and a few other neighboorhood kids went fishing and the kid across the street (yes the one with the brother) caught a catfish but it just wouldnt freaking die. he stabbed it with a pair of safety scissors like 3 times and it was completely fine. he had to completely disembowl the thing before it died. it was wierd.

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THE SAFETY SCISSORS IS CRAZYYYYYYYY i love that this Older Brother both ziptied his brother to a fence and stabbed a catfish with safety scissors these are bpdream activities

[teethkid67]

picture this: its summer in the trailer park and a friend of anons(friend a) comes sprinting down the street. its 10:30 in the pm and he starts banging on anons window like the world is ending. naturally anon opens the window and is told that a random girl and her friends (they didnt even live here i have no clue who they were) were following anons two friends and calling them various insults and slurs. after a minute the girl grabbed friend b by the hair and started dragging them around (what a freak). friend b grabbed the metal water bottle the girl had dropped nearby and swung it up to hit her in the face. anon immediately rushes out to diffuse the situation and then realized that they should have stayed inside BECAUSE THE COPS WERE THERE. BECAUSE FRIEND B BROKE THE GIRLS NOSE. what a wild night. i got so grounded. 

sidenote we were like 12 

also can i be america anon. for the funnies.

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GOT GROUNDED AND WERENT EVEN INVOLVED? LIKE WENT OUTSIDE AND BARELY DID SHIT. this is actual insanity my personal childhood stories dont even hold a CANDLE ... hitting someone in the head full force with a metal waterbottle is literally like a Dream of mine tho btw dont tell anyone i just want to see what would happen