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[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 3 hours 42 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

making this post ruined my life

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[innerchildabortionclinic]

crime shows fucking loooooove the "child who is just born to be irredeemable and evil no matter what" trope which i'm sure means nothing

[frederickchiltonsdivacup]

Watching Hannibal without subtitles is like

Hannibal: ajfddja jfadjanc akjf a God ndadieoa an cmnag Love eian hgcabn eihadjhfa iooen adhaj Europe

Will: nvmadn adh ajk eajke rhkjaejhas The Ripper akdjasdbf cnladshuebgb akda nc Dr. Lecter akfdan mkldai zhcnvjkekla my design akjdfkl;nc xhabdjk

LOUD AS FUCK BACKGROUND DRUMS: 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁

Jack Crawford, the only main character who talks at a normal volume and enunciates: We Are Going To Catch The Chesapeake Ripper (he is then silenced by the drums)

[swallowthekn1fe]

He's such a cunt. Look at that fucking eyebrow raise. Girl chill, she don't want your man. Frankly, she's having a hard time understanding why you want your man

[blodeuweddschild]

I never connected that Suzy Izzard plays Abel Gideon like what a wild choice. She was good but if someone said “Suzy Izzard in Hannibal” I wouldn’t believe them

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[blodeuweddschild]

They’re doing “bi women can’t say dyke” on tiktok. They’re doing “bi lesbian isn’t real” on tiktok. They’re doing “gold star lesbianism” on tiktok. They’re doing “being into fictional men but never real men means you’re not a lesbian” on tiktok. Can’t be clear enough but WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT ANY OF THOSE

[blodeuweddschild]

“People only call themselves queer because they want to be more oppressed than others I’ve never felt queer. I’m a homosexual. This is why people don’t want anything to do with the queer community anymore” IM GOING TO KILL US ALL

[blodeuweddschild]

They’re doing “bi women can’t say dyke” on tiktok. They’re doing “bi lesbian isn’t real” on tiktok. They’re doing “gold star lesbianism” on tiktok. They’re doing “being into fictional men but never real men means you’re not a lesbian” on tiktok. Can’t be clear enough but WHO FUCKING CARES ABOUT ANY OF THOSE

[thepoisonroom]

a pet is basically your:

baby

roommate

Voting ended onJul 19

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

anti abortion propaganda that tries to like scare you into feeling guilty by reminding you that the fetus has body parts are so funny. "uwu please don't abort me I have eyes at 4 weeks old 🥺" nice try sucker I don't care if you see it coming

[blodeuweddschild]

Lower wages for people under 21 should be textbook discrimination. A 22 year old gets £12.71 an hour and a 17 year old gets £8 an hour for doing the same exact job, in spite of the fact that a 17 year old could be living independently while being forced to work only part time due to being required to be in education. Oh also 18-20 year olds only get £10.85 an hour. Just because. You can join the army you can get married you get have kids. But sowwy you actually get significantly less because we arbitrarily decided so

[blodeuweddschild]

I used to work alongside kids as a 21 year old and it shattered me to learn how much they were making. These kids were doing pretty much the same job as me other than me having a couple more responsibilities which really weren’t worth me getting £5 more than them. It’s actually fucking disgusting

[astaxanthakalpacall]

Many governmental benefits can work this way as well: I don't imagine a disabled 18yo has so many fewer costs.

[blodeuweddschild]

Very interesting how she is supposedly a protected characteristic but age discrimination is legally supported through differences in minimum wage and places everywhere ban children in groups larger than 2 or after a certain time not due to something being inappropriate for the children, but because a few children misbehaved so now all children must be discriminated against

[blodeuweddschild]

Do you think harm is going to come to Kris and Sans will see the pain that brings to Toriel and that pain along with the relationship he develops over interacting with the two versions of her has an impact on why he agrees not to hurt Frisk. Do you think he was initially ready to kill Frisk not because they’re a human but because after seeing everything that went down with Kris while being controlled by the soul, he would do whatever was needed to stop that from happening to another kid even if it meant killing them. And do you think it was Toriel from a different universe that saved Frisk and all the monsters in the underground. Do you think it fucking destroyed him to see what happened to Toriel in the undertale reality

[gendercensus]

The 2026 Gender Census is now open!

[ survey.gendercensus.com ]

The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.

It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.

After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.

If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!

Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com

The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.

Thank you so much!

[ Link to survey ]