May I humbly request pathetic wet cat characters from thy?? Also, Ames says hi :3
I feel like @amelie-isnt-french , my dear outlawfully wedded wife, just did the digital equivalent of dropping a surprise child on my doorstep
yk, I usually rather define my collective of characters as pathetic little white guys with questionable morals (though usually not, in fact, white) so this might deviate from what ames expects a little lol but anyway, have some pathetic wet cats:
- Hamlet
- I need to let Hamlet stand there on his lonesome but also Rosencrantz and Guildenstern as well as Estragon and Vladimir (waiting for godot)
- zuko (avatar the last airbender the cartoon, not the live thingie, I have not looked upon that and I shall not)
- batman. I shall not elaborate. Also I do wanna mention Jason Todd and Tim Drake, but batman’s the og wet cat. THE wet cat. They are all fine and in no need of therapy whatsoever.
- needles :) (the magnus protocol is a podcast distri—)
- Mr Darcy (Pride and Prejudice, another classic wet cat)
- Klaus (The Umbrella Academy)
- idk if this applies bc german but Adam and Leo from Saarbrücken Tatort.
- murtagh (Inheritance Cycle)
- ok listen he’s not a wet cat, really, but the dude from the Unwind Dystology. Ok so it’s not really about him at all, I just need people to read and talk to me about the Unwind Dystology.
- howl
- I just realised there is no women in this list but that makes sense bc it’s not that I don’t have any female characters I’m fixated on, they just are not wet cats, they can usually murder me :)
- Crowley (Good Omens)
- I really wanna include someone from Detective Conan/Magic Kaito in this but I am sightly hesitant to wholeheartedly name Kuroba Kaito/Kaitou KID a pathetic wet cat. i mean, he is but—
- also akai shuichi, the actual wet cat tm in DCMK
- i can’t decide on a single character but like, The Mechanisms’ discography is full of wet cats. Esp. High Noon over Camelot. Shoutout to my boy Galahad, too religious zealot to be wet cat but I need to mention him.
- the inspector from Miss Fisher’s Murder Mysteries (I may have forgotten his name but he is wet cat okay)
- xiao (genshin impact). Also Cyno.
- that reminds me, gabimaru the hollow (hell’s paradise)
- honourable mention: Patroclus
ok you know what this escalated slightly







