#amloth

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

MERRY CRISIS

@softaron​

[verycorrectlotr]

whats the cursed headcannon for tonight

i’ve been thinking about this for a while:

gandalf’s hat is too big and floppy to stay on his head, especially when he’s galloping full-tilt on shadowfax or during the blizzard at caradhras. therefore:

a) he stuck it to his head and he keeps tubes of superglue in his pockets 24/7,

b) the hat is part of Olorin’s man-like form and it’s literally made of his flesh,

[dindjarinsbian]

ok im crying in this chilis tonight because i started thinking about how it freddie were around today he would be like at all the pride marches and would be an internet troll and post pictures of jim and the cats and wahhhhh

how dare u come into my asks and make me cry like this,,,,,,, in my own home,,,,,,,,

[eltonjohndenver]

getting high off the fumes from my new lotr poster🤠✊

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

gollum, aslan, me, lulu, legolas

Fuck you :)

Get drunk with: Aslan. I want to punch at least two things on this list more and I'm not doing anything else with the Jesus Lion

Make out with: .....

I'm not saying it

I won't

Date: you >=(

Marry:@legowolas lulu hasn't been mean to me as recently as you have, also she lets me rant about what ever the fuck I want

Punch: Gollum

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

@softaron IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! MERRY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

im 3000 years old, i have hair, am your eurythnmy teacher

If you are Galadriel, yes. If you're Elrond, no.

If you're anyone else, you're lying

[hatsoff-forgandalf]

advise: dont ever open my dad's fridge because you might find unopened feta cheese from 2017 [definitely not based on true events from today]

1. Gross

2. At first my idiot brain went yeah... I guess cheese from last year is a little old..... it's 2020 AAAAAAAAAAAA