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Y'all can call me Clarinda, they/she pronouns 22 I'm a creature who loves many things. Activity varies

[captainaubreysbicorne]

Persuasion // Silver Springs

[toadstoolillustrations]

[Video description: An edit of Anne Elliot and Captain Wentworth from the 1995 "Persuasion" film set to the chorus of "Silver Springs" by Fleetwood Mac. /end description]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

[friendlyfrankenstein]

the scariest thing about old tv isnt really the racism or the sexisim because you kinda go in braced for that it's all the scenes where suddenly an actress is holding a lion cub or a chimpanzee is in the same room as a toddler, or suddenly theres a lion, or there's a chimpanzee again but it's driving a car, or holding a lighter, or holding fireworks. You just kind of watch in horror as over and over an actress performs with only 1960s tv film shootings best animal handling between her and the opening to Nope.

[retroactivebakeries]

[kiradical]

This is how I learn that the famous chimp my dad got my nickname from tried to kill Reagan. Fuck yeah.

[rimonoroni2]

say what you will about fire and blood but the death of princess aerea continues to be one of the most effective pieces of horror mystery that i’ve ever read in my life and i’m going to be thinking about it forever and ever and ever and ever

[rimonoroni2]

tw for major body horror. it’s only five pages if you want to read it all yourself, here they are:

i’ll add another rb discussing why this is so appealing to me but for now….. fuckkkkk it’s just so GOOD

[rimonoroni2]

do you think balerion wanted to go home. do you think the hundreds and hundreds of years old dragon just wanted to go home, and when aerea set him free he took her with him? he wanted to go home and he brought her with him but what was left of valyria destroyed her, burned her alive, planted creatures in her that crawled their way out of her skin. and he was injured. do you think balerion protected her? that he got injured trying to protect her, and brought her back to king's landing believing that maybe the familiar humans would help her, but it was all for nothing? she still died horribly, so horribly. imagine old valyria, a beautiful paradise as remembered by the last beast alive who was born there, now reduced to a burnt out smoking ruin crawling with dangerous, monstrous things that would destroy all arriving life. imagine a thirteen year old girl who hopped onto a dragon because of a fight with her mother only to be dragged to the other side of the world. imagine a dragon who just wanted to go home. he just wanted to go home.

[alien-in-washington]

I have an empty glass coke bottle. What should I do with it?

[laciffo-satan]

Make a cocktail out of it and throw it at John Winchester

[badgerofdoom]

@hatsoff-forgandalf

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[xener-aol]

[alice-of-scales-deactivated2026]

[mwg-drwg]

Please stop he is drowning.....

[pocket-deer-belly]

Gone forever

[cloverslime]

[cloverslime]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Which Yankee stereotype applies to you? (non-Yanks welcome)

Golly do I love Big Drink

Cheeseburger is a food group, right?

Guns. Lots of Guns!

Fluorescent Blonde (store-bought is fine)

I don’t have to be a Rancher to dress like a Cowboy

My Truck is my legs, and I gots big legs

YOU COULD SAY I’M SOMEWHAT LOUD

I’ll smile at a Stranger, just you watch 😁

I am not even an honorary Yank (see results)

Voting ended onJun 13

[toskarinfr]

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[baddywronglegs]

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

Which of these would surprise you more to find on the doorstep?

Fairy

Walrus

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2024

[baddywronglegs]

Not naming options to skew votes but...

I think there's something fundamentally baffling with the way most of you think.

[formlesschromatic]

[troacctid]

Happy birthday to this iconic poll

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[miss-holloways]

happy pride from bisexual scrooge! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[cryptotheism]

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

[cryptotheism]

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

[cryptotheism]

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

[strangestcase]

Good news! This story exists, it’s called The Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

[reddherring777]

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?