#amusing things

[vinceaddams]

People who try to copy historical writing styles don't say enough weird stuff in them. I'm listening to a 1909 story about a ghost car right now, and the narrator just said he honked the car horn a bunch of times, but the way he phrased it was "I wrought a wild concerto on the hooter".

[hiduprakyat]

laughed so hard i cried a bit

[sunshine-and-hatred]

when my mom wants to watch a movie she texts me like a fuckboy

[black-cat-aoife]

Riesiger Pfandflaschen-Betrug fliegt auf: 22.000 Euro Schaden pro Tag

Großer Schlag gegen einen Pfandflaschen-Betrug in Berlin: Ermittler des Landeskriminalamts durchsuchen bei einer groß angelegten Razzia eine

The most German of crimes

[thenotebookwizard]

Someone shared this with me.

I was called out.

My answer is:

[missrenge]

"Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising!" - Yogurt Spaceballs

[rum-and-shattered-dreams]

You know what’s amusing? When a random old post suddenly gets likes again but no one reblogged it. Was someone sharing it somewhere? Was it suddenly more visible than usual for some reason? Anyway, it’s nice to think that someone out there is still finding and enjoying it and maybe even telling someone else about it.

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Never have I felt like a bag until this moment- it’s like it sees my very soul!!