#ancientsnake

[auxc0rd-blog]

Just gotta share a stupid animation of some of my favorite Pentious ships

I'm just a guy who wants to see this snake getting all the love he deserves

As always expect some choppy animation or some errors I'm still adjusting to animation in alight motion

[grimfurbybitch]

Prettiest twink you've ever seen and his incredibly chopped boyfriend

[darkleerxdolorosa]

(context: Sir pentious and zestial was trying to get a cuddle session but one of the egg Boys came to Interrupt Their Sexy Cuddle moment.)

Egg boy #02 (frank?): "hey boss!"

Sir pentious: "yesssss eggie boi?"

zestial morde: "Who.. this, thy ladybird?"

sir pentious: "... jussst give me a minute..."

egg boy #02 (frank?): (asking questions)

Zestial: >:(

poor Zesty, he couldn't even get one single cuddle in peace with the eggie boys before he could rail him and fuck him immediately He could Go back to cuddling and snuggling but he would rather take patience to Penni

[grimfurbybitch]

While keeping their relationship a secret was originally Zestial's idea, but it was ironically Sir Pentious that kept it a secret for 60 years

[grimfurbybitch]

Bad Zestious idea

Sir Pentious discovers that Zestial's one of the few overlords Alastor is genuinely scared of and desperately tries to seduce Z in hopes of gaining his alliance

He's outside Zestial's window at 3am poorly singing bad love songs and giving bad pickup lines every time he sees Z. Yes he is in his "cool guy" outfit

This somehow works

[grimfurbybitch]

Despite the fact that he's supposed to be keeping his relationship a secret Sir Pentious literally cannot stop himself from bragging about his super hot, rich, and tall overlord boyfriend, especially to his rivals. hes going to show Angel and Cherri that he isn't some "bitchless virgin" and CAN get someone to date him.

But again this relationship is supposed to be a SECRET so he can't actually tell them who he's dating. He just has to brag about his overlord boyfriend without telling them his name or literally any evidence of his existence.

Nobody believes him

The whole vibe is "I have a girlfriend, oh what's her name? you wouldn't know her she goes to a different school in Canada" but his boyfriend actually exists

[grimfurbybitch]

Channeling my unmedicated ADD to make 1 million terrible Zestious ideas a second

[grimfurbybitch]

DAILY NEWS

Recently local kingpin and public laughing stock Sir Pentious has joined the Princess's pathetic passion project, The Hazbin Hotel

In completely unrelated news feared overlord Zestial has purchased another home across the street from The Hazbin Hotel, that just so happens to have a perfect view of Sir Pentious's new basking spot

That concludes today's daily report