#and bastards

[morgana-ren]

Actually all of the Bastard 4 find you fascinating and adorable I know this because they told me

Shit babe, that doesn't bode well for you. That means they're working together and agreeing in front of you, and if they're working together in front of you for one reason or another, that can only mean one thing:

You gotta run. Now.

[the-rockstar-lestat]

Claudia says ACAB.

All Cops Are Breakfast

[pamrak]

kittens at 7.02am: MOTHER!!!!! WAKE THEE UP AND OPENETH THE PASSAGEWAY TO THE OUTER WORLD

me: nope, not letting u out at 7am

kittens at 8.03am: MOTHER!!! WE DEMAND THAT YOU RELEASE US!!!

me, barely awake: five more minutes please

kittens, 5mins later: MOTHER!!!!!!! *proceed to scratch at the door*

me: fiiiiiiiine

i get up, go all the way downstairs and let them out the house

kittens: *take one step outside, immediately turn back* mother, we shall remain inside, for it is below freezing temperatures outside

me:

[onthevirgeofdestruction]

me everytime I’m writing a new au: don’t make it anxceit don’t make it anxceit you always write anxceit 

my writing demon: but what if it was anxceit tho *slams hands on the keyboard* 

me, begging: please, just, do something new

my writing demon: but what about darksides *violently typing away*

me, sighing in resignation: can it at least be happy?

my writing demon: :)))))

me, slamming my face on the keyboard at 2 in the morning: 

[thesnowidol4life]

I finally finished drawing three of my main OCs for a reference chart and I’m in love

[shirodraws]

I draw two cool boy!!! QwQ Blue by @imjustalazycat Astral by me

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

cinematic parallels

Will Turner’s “Barbossa, you lying bastard!” from Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

&

Finn’s “You murdering bastard!” to DJ in Star Wars: The Last Jedi